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#why would you even want to use it when its that dirty #like would you not feel the grim

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#i couldn’t pinpoint who they reminded me of #perfect comparison

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when i was a kid, the thought of heaven would scare me so bad that i would get violently ill because i imagined it would just be a neverending series of cookiecutter suburban neighborhoods with a sky that was always sunny. like this

#naw baby thats my hell #2.5 kids as well

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has this been done yet because i dont care

#not this relic!

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Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

#would’ve just been fine #but deaf at school age

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I used to be vegan and anyone who is vegan or cares about factory farming, colonization, or why veganism is not the way to go (and why locally sourced foods are the way to go) should watch this video <3

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i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

#the family chat is our way of pretending we’re normal

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cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

#this is so accurate

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CURIOUS🤔: what is something from the 2000s you wore A LOT or if you weren’t born yet/dont remember tell me what you like the most from that era (early 00s)

#weird hair clips #jelly shoes

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look i know hannibal’s outfits in the pilot only look terrible because they didn’t have a full budget yet and were still working out the kinks of the lighting and costuming but it’s so much funnier to imagine that the day after hannibal met will he dropped $20,000 on eight new bespoke tailored suits and silk paisley ties simply to impress some random guy he just met

#you know what #I’d believe it #men love impressing other men the most

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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

#still funny

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some of you don’t need fandom you need prozac

#this was me coming out of my the 100 phase #i came back to Scotland about being so depressed in spain #& yeah that was it

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#i can only imagine the cringe for when they remember these films

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what kinda physical touch would absolutely destroy u rn

#dont need to do this quiz to know that i’d die for a kiss on the neck

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i truly hope some of you are never allowed near children in your entire life. i mean that. there should be a restraining order on you to keep you from being within 500 feet of a kid. 

#never want a kid but i love kids #people really just have children out of obligation #when they shouldn’t be allowed within 2 feet of kids #‘i dont like kids but i’ll like OUR kid’ NO!

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#omfg

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#my mans wasn’t having any bs #love it