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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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NEVER PUNISHED…

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The way this is low-key a good example of the language around gender changing in the last 15 yrs lol

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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Uluru blackh●le rise, me, pixel art, 2022

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plop_acuarelas on ig

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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dr ratio's chest pocket

(my twitter)

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peruere and clervie

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shart my beloved <3

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it's MY body.

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This is like telling a skater that they'd go faster if they used a car instead.