raffishralph

[raffishralph]

whos cuter papa or weasel

"Who's cuter? Well, that's a tough one. Papa's naiveté is pretty adorable, but it's a strong contender with McGreed's itty-bitty size. I'm gonna go with the former. Thanks for your... er.. interesting question."

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[raffishralph]

why do you let arch-weasel mcgreed boss you around when you're the larger animal?

"Archweasel McGreed oversees an army of unthinkable numbers. One wrong move and they could rip me to pieces! I don't know about you, but I quite like being whole."

"Not to mention the Chief's... sadistic nature. Makes me downright nervous."

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[raffishralph]

how do you feel about papa q. bear being married with children?

"Truthfully, I don't appreciate Mrs. Bear or the cubs much at all. They have the annoying tendency to get in the way of my swindling business. Why, if I could have it my way, Papa Q. Bear would be a bachelor."

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[raffishralph]

hey babe

"Greetings and solicitations, my friend! Tell me, what brings you to my disgusting bog?- ER- I mean- my wonderful blog!"

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[raffishralph]

are you a bottom

"A gentleman never tells."

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