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“Oh? You even remember me? I thought they did stuff to ya. At least, that is what you mentioned.” He keeps his grin on his lips, “What ya doin’ here? Please tell me ya ain’t screwin’ up my heist here. Need a bit more time before ya try anything.” He lets out a low chuckle. “Sounds like a pain personally. If ya forget about me, how am I gonna talk to ya next time?”

The bowman was getting bored. The amount of time planning for their newest heist was making him antsy. He never was one to plan ahead– just go with it. Sure he had been cornered from time to time, but he still managed to get away.

Without waiting for Barney or the Swordsman, he walks off already beginning to scope out their latest. heist spot. Hearing light feet move over gravel he frowns. Grasping an arrow, he turns ready to fight the person. He only then sees it is the soldier from before– the one that gave little information. “Well hello there!” He releases the arrow, a grin forming on his lips. “And here I thought you had died or something. How is that frozen thing working out for you?”

#Clint is just so fucking rood XD #winterxsteven

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“Oh? Now I wanna see you angry.  Personally-- I bet it is pretty hot.”

❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞ (raised-by-carnies)

CRUEL INTENTIONS STARTERS

“–seriously? Are you trying to piss me off?”

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#He is still such an ass #bbrucebanners

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“Depends-- is it working?”

❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞ (raised-by-carnies)

CRUEL INTENTIONS STARTERS

“–seriously? Are you trying to piss me off?”

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#Omfg Clint no #I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS #And it is fine lovely~ #bbrucebanners

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A grin is plastered on Clint’s lips as he looks at the other male. His distrust hard to see-- even if it was there. “Ya worked for Stark ‘gain didn’t ya?” He questions, eyes gleaming slightly. “What did you do this time for him, little man?” 

#itwasntmyidea #v;; avengers masters of evil

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Reminder to self:

Your writing seems boring and predictable because 

You wrote it

You’ve read it like eight million times.

A person who has never read it before does not have this problem. 

#I... have never thought about this before #outofarrows

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#musings

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“I don’ know-- My love is jus’ hard to win.” He lets out a laugh, eyes gleaming when the man agrees with his terms on the bet. When the door is flung open, he raises his bow-- taking aim and letting lose. It doesn’t take him much time to put down one of the individuals. His arrow moving through the man-- stick to a wall.

He pulls out another arrow. “I’ll up the bet ta 100 if I can take out more o’ them than ya.” A grin is on his lips-- another arrow being released.

“I guess I’ll jus’ have ta learn all about ya ‘gain. Maybe re-join the Avengers… ‘gain. The Circus has gotten a bit lately.” He jokes back, shrugging his shoulders. “I don’ know– ya are tearin’ my heart out right now. It might take me a bit o’ time ta forgive ya.”

Grasping his bow, he unfolds it. One hand moves to pull out an arrow. “Only one way ta find out–.” He pauses, “But ya are goin’ give me 50 if I am right? Yeah?”

#Hey-- He is a broke Carnie #of course he is worried XD #winterxsteven #v;; avengers masters of evil

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“If he wanted ta spend ‘nough.” Clint shrugs his shoulders. “I doubt ya couldn’t understand my motives.” He raises an eyebrow at the robot’s response. Allowing a smile on his lips, he shakes his head. 

“Now tha’-- I can’t let ya do that. Ya would be ruinin’ my heist. Been plannin’ this fer awhile now.” He doesn’t hesitate, pulling an arrow out, aiming, and firing. “Maybe ya can please daddy next time.” Shifting his aim, he pulls out a grappling arrow, aiming for the base. Taking a moment, he shoots and grabs onto the rope and jumps off the other building.

“Back– Not back. Really I just find myself versatile. The Circus made me an offer  I couldn’ refuse.” He pauses, raising an eyebrow at the robot. “They have information to which I need ta sell to the highest bidder. I am sure ya wouldn’t understand needing money. Bein’ Stark’s lacky.”

#Meh it works XD #starkspinocchio #v;; avengers masters of evil

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“I guess I’ll jus’ have ta learn all about ya ‘gain. Maybe re-join the Avengers... ‘gain. The Circus has gotten a bit lately.” He jokes back, shrugging his shoulders. “I don’ know-- ya are tearin’ my heart out right now. It might take me a bit o’ time ta forgive ya.”

Grasping his bow, he unfolds it. One hand moves to pull out an arrow. “Only one way ta find out--.” He pauses, “But ya are goin’ give me 50 if I am right? Yeah?”

Steve chuckles a bit, Clint never failed to amuse him when he needed it. “Thought you knew that by now.” He says before grinning. “That’s because I’m not. You’ll get over it.” He waves his hand away as he follows him. “You’re probably right. Probably all have young wives though.” He points out and rolls his shoulders as they get closer to the door.

#*sighs loudly at anything Clint does anymore* #winterxsteven #v;; avengers masters of evil

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“Back-- Not back. Really I just find myself versatile. The Circus made me an offer  I couldn’ refuse.” He pauses, raising an eyebrow at the robot. “They have information to which I need ta sell to the highest bidder. I am sure ya wouldn’t understand needing money. Bein’ Stark’s lacky.”

Ultron’s eyes narrowed, this was a variable he had not anticipated. “So you’re back to your circus? What do they want with...”  Ultron paused and merely motioned toward the door. “That.”

#starkspinocchio #v;; avengers masters of evil

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“I prefer acrobat. Clown makes it seem like I have to wear make-up.” The bowman jokes lightly, turning to watch the robot. He eyes the sentry closely, shrugging his shoulders. “Normally I wouldn’t care what ya guys do in your spare time-- but ruinin’ my heist is a big no-no.”

The bowman clicks his tongue to the top of his mouth, the tone scolding to the robot. “I am not even here on Avengers business.” He grumbles-- obviously annoyed that his plans were ruined. “What does Stark even wan’ from here? Coulda just asked me fer it after I got out.”

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Clint keeps an eye out, searching through the buildings. The mission had gone sour– making him on edge. It would have been fine– however the electrical devices had gone haywire not to long after entering the SHIELD base. Waiting a moment, he has an idea who could have caused the issue. “Is it Stark– or one of his puppets this time?”

#well of course they would have starbucks #what else could they drink? ;D #And I got it-- after a mometn XD eheheh #AND YAY FOR SNARK #starkspinocchio

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“Ouch, Commander.” Clint shakes his head. “An’ here I though’ we were gettin’ closer ‘an before.” He takes a turn, heading up the side of the club. “You are destroyin’ my dreams here. Ya are as cold hearted as they all say.” He pauses, “Ya don’ even sound very sorry at all.”

“Cause who else has money? Like in the movies. Got all rich an’ fancy men.” He rolls his eyes. “Unless they decided ta bring their kids ‘long. Either way– wouldn’t be surprised. I’ll bet ya 50 bucks I am righ’.”

“Sexy– what else do you use those hands for?” Clint jokes back, waggling an eyebrow as he does. “Hey– don’ go sayin’ stuff like that. I think it matters. I never have been invited in ta one of those fancy places. I like ta before I murder ‘em all.”

“Attempted? Please– if I killed you, it wouldn’t be an attempt.” The carnie snorts back, shaking his head. “True– that does add a bit of flavor to it.” He pauses, “But old white guys might not wanna scream either.”

#winterxsteven #v;; avengers masters of evil #Clint always deserves it #no matter what

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The bowman glances back up to the other male, raising a brow. Taking another minute, he stands up slowly. “You should consider it. We can have a great time there. Only problem is the smell. Ya get use to it.” He waves a hand off as he speaks.

“O’ course. What kinda fun doesn’t have that involved? Would defeat the purpose o’ havin’ fun.” He scoffs now, tilting his head to the side. “Winter Soldier-- Heard o’ tha’ before.” He brings a hand to his chin in thought. “Tasha-- She brought ya up before.”

The offer was one that James wasn’t expecting entirely but he turned enough to watch the archer marvel at his work. A lot of people could use someone like him and he was well aware of that. He was infamous and he knew this fact, everyone knew he was responsible for so much death. “Can’t say I have had that thought, Hawkeye,” he comments.

He is slightly amused by the fact that the man stated his purpose as fun. “Fun, huh? Guessin’ that fun includes killin’?” If the answer was yes, James would probably finding himself getting along rather well with this man. “Most people call me the Winter Soldier by the way. Surprised ya didn’t know that already.”

#jamesbuckybarns #v;; avengers masters of evil

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Clint keeps an eye out, searching through the buildings. The mission had gone sour-- making him on edge. It would have been fine-- however the electrical devices had gone haywire not to long after entering the SHIELD base. Waiting a moment, he has an idea who could have caused the issue. “Is it Stark-- or one of his puppets this time?”

#*shows up 20 minutes late with starbucks* #This took awhile #my badddd #v;; avengers masters of evil #starkspinocchio

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Clint scales the wall, managing to get on the roof. He notices the other man’s dash, letting out a low curses. “Well-- at least it will be fun.” He clicks his tongue, raising his bow and aiming at the door. “Shouldn’t be too long.

“I say that is a compliment coming from you.” The bowman laughs– a grin still on his lips. Without waiting for a response, he glances to the side. Looking at the window, he takes off barely dodging the bullets aimed at him. Arrow raised as he shoots the window, breaking it with his shot. “Talk to ya later, Cap. Had fun.” He jumps through the broken glass, aiming to shoot a grappling hook on the building.

#capsiicle

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///Soooo. Tales From The Borderlands came out.... Gonna be playing that >.<

#outofarrows