givin him a smooch... -totally 100% anonymous fish
he knows what you are.
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givin him a smooch... -totally 100% anonymous fish
he knows what you are.
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*giving him a flower*
he says thank you, kankri doesn't approve
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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:
Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
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hey babe wanna dress up as clowns and go beat the shit out of weird gross people as a first date? :3
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plural culture is having source trauma that isnt canon and feeling unaccepted for it (i can not do this anymore 😂😂😂)
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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024
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stealth trans bro strider scenario in which dave and bro strife but his packer falls out his pant leg and dave starts screaming and crying mortified because he thinks bros dick just fell off
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when homestuck characters get angry:
john:
rose:
dave:
jade:
aradia:
tavros:
sollux:
karkat:
nepeta:
kanaya:
terezi:
vriska:
equius:
gamzee:
eridan:
feferi:
jane:
roxy:
dirk:
jake:
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