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Had to when I saw the quote lol

I love Jason sm 😂

Og post @batfam-imagines

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The way that Yassen and Julia think about Alex differently based on their relationship with John is so interesting.

Julia is the obsessed and scorned false love.

Yassen is the former protege and friend.

Julia takes Alex's existence as an insult, proof that she was used and manipulated and wronged. Yassen takes his existence as a chance, a chance to repay John for training him and saving his life, and later he realizes that Alex isn't a sign of betrayal like Julia believes but in fact a sign of who John really was. The man who saved him when he had no reason to, the man that trained him, and the man that risked death to be a good husband and father.

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if jason todd were to start going round with a petition to make batman kill the joker i think he would have all of gotham on board within three days, and i also believe theres a 99% chance the joker would sign this petition himself, just to see how batman responds

jason: technically this isn't murder it's assisted suicide

bruce: what the fuck is happening right now why are you two together

jason: morbid curiosity

joker: just wanted to see what you'd do

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i think Jason and Damain's love languages are both violence, insults and taking the piss out of each other. because of this, they get along great and bounce off each other without even trying. the only issue is that to everybody that ISN'T Damian or Jason, these two guys fucking hate each other with a passion.

Dick will purposely try and separate them at any opportunity in order to avoid arguments that nearly ALWAYS turn into physical fights. he made the mistake of letting them sit next to each other at breakfast once and within thirty minutes Jason's cereal was in his lap and Damian had a dislocated shoulder.

Bruce is terrified that Damian being so antagonistic is going to chase Jason away from the family again, especially since Damian's the only one that makes such death-centric jabs towards him constantly, so he keeps trying to endear Damian towards Jason by telling him about Jason's greatest hits while being Robin. Damian's reaction to this is to shatter Jason's Robin memorial.

Tim is mostly just relieved that they hate each other, because he's sure that were Jason 'titans tower' Todd and Damain 'cut the wire' Al Ghul in any way friends, he'd have about 3 hours to live at most.

Alfred is the only one who seems to notice the fact that Damian's the only one who doesn't treat Jason's revival like some traumatic miracle that's forbidden to talk about. That no matter how cutting their words are towards each other, they're both comfortable enough that they don't take true offense. He's the only one that seems to see that most of their 'arguments' are actually just consistent of harsh banter. How after they fight, Jason will subtly reposition one of Damian's stances or give him advice, and how despite how stubborn he is, Damian will accept the guidance as if he's used to having Jason as a teacher.

and then one day after a really long annoying case, Dick jokingly asks Damian who his favourite brother is, not expecting an answer. Damian, running on twelve minutes of sleep, blankly mutters 'Todd'. Jason just gives him a fist bump and acts like that was the expected answer, before silently going back to his gun cleaning. Neither of them realise how silent the rest of the cave has gone.

it takes two hours and three drug tests for the rest of the bats to realise that Damian hasn't been compromised in some way.

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I love the whole 'Jason and Damian met in the LOA and are brothers and the batfam doesn't find out until Red Hood shows up and Damian acts all friendly' schtick, but I think people fail to see the comedic potential of the dynamic of 'Jason and Damian met in the LOA and are brothers and the batfam doesn't find out until Red Rood shows up and Damian just gets immediately pissed'.

Damian's trying to settle into his life at the manor but then during patrol Red Hood makes his debut and he just lets out the most dramatic groan because he knows Jason's only here to start shit

the others being so confused because this is the most emotion Damian has ever shown other than genuine murderous intent, and also Red Hood keeps laughing at Robin in pure glee???

Jason causes trouble and fights with the rest of the batfam and they're all literally so confused because why does Red Hood try to shoot them when every time he comes across Damian all he does is call him short, trip him up and throw animal crackers at him.

Jason literally only came back to Gotham to cross 'become a crime lord' off his bucket list and piss off his little brother and Damian is. so tired.

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instead of telling the batfam he's alive again Jason just sneaks into the cave and starts reguarly changing the plaque on his memorial case to see how long it takes before anyone notices.

Dick, glancing at the case as he walks by: ok seriously who's doing this?! last week Jason's memorial plaque said 'I pissed in the ice maker two days ago' and now it says 'dicks the one who broke the golden vase'!

Tim: don't look at me, it said 'I still don't know what a post mortem is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask' a few days ago and I was so confused I got distracted on patrol and got shot in the arm

Dick: it's really starting to freak Bruce out, who could it be?

Damian, not looking up from the computer: it's Todd. I've been helping him sneak in every few days since he came back to Gotham.

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: what the FUCK are you TALKING about-

Tim: why the fuck-

Damian: I was told to partake in more 'child friendly activities'.

Dick & Tim:

Damian: I thought it was obviously Todd. Last month he changed it to 'btw I already tried, the costume doesn't fit anymore :(' who else would that be?

Dick: SOMEBODY WE DIDN'T THINK WAS DEAD?!?

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instead of wanting to kill Tim for replacing him, Jason just wants to piss him off a little to keep him on his toes. he does this by changing his name and getting a degree in teaching, and then becoming Tim's English teacher at Gotham prep.

Tim is losing his mind because he swears on his life that his predecessor is literally his english teacher and is literally failing him- and nobody fucking believes him.

Jason thinks it's the funniest shit he's ever managed to pull off. it gets funnier when while on patrol, Red Hood runs into the bats, and instead of helping the others fight him, Red Robin throws down his bo staff down and screeches at the top of his lungs 'STOP GIVING ME FUCKING DETENTION'

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funniest 'Jason Todd comes back as red hood and starts talking to the bats without telling that he is, in fact, Jason Todd' trope is where Red Hood starts becoming minorly friendly with the bats and lets slip that Jason Todd is indeed still alive, but not that he is him.

now this can result in multiple outcomes, however i think the funniest possible version is the version where while Dick is bemoaning about the loss of his little brother and how great Jason is and how he wants to talk to him again, and without a second of hesitation Red Hood just nods his head and goes 'oh yeah, hottest robin by far, too. sexy as shit, that guy is.'

this results in the entire bat family fully believing that Jason Todd was somehow revived and taken to the LOA where he met and fell in love with this murderous assassin known as Red Hood, and the two are currently in a relationship.

Jason, petty and pissed at his family, decides: holy shit that's funny. and he goes along with it, meaning there are multiple occasions where we get interactions such as

Batman, brooding on a rooftop: the second Robin... he has always had such a big heart.

Red Hood, cartwheeling in the background: big dick too, godDAMN

Batman: i am begging you to stop.

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Nightwing: you're DATING my little brother? AND YOU WONT LET US TALK TO HIM?

Red Hood, full of shit: he's too busy visiting venues for our wedding next autumn. and before you ask, no, you're not invited.

Nightwing:

Batman: you mean to tell me, you're marrying my son, and you won't allow us to be at the wedding?

Red Hood: Jason's decision.

Batman:

Red Hood: Green Arrow's walking him down the isle

Batman: ok thats it-

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Red Robin: so is your fiance happy about all this crime lord murder stuff?!

Red Hood: my future trophy husband understands that if he's going to be able to sit and look pretty for me, then I need to bring home some serious cash, now stop interrupting my work.

Red Robin:

Red Hood:

Red Hood: for real tho, Jason's so hot-

Red Robin: STOP IT

bonus scene:

Dick: Damian, did you know about this?

Damian, hasn't been paying attention: know about what?

Dick: Jason's engaged to Red Hood!

Damian:

Damian, knows full well Jason is full of shit because he grew up with the guy in the league:

Damian: hes what now

Jason in the background: *violently gesturing death threats*

Damian:

Damian: yes. i'll be travelling home in the fall to be the flower boy. I believe Todd has already picked out my suit.

Dick:

that christmas, Bruce Wayne receives a card with an obviously photoshopped Red Hood that's got his arm around Jason's shoulders, who also has a photoshopped wedding dress on. Damian is stood in front of them, a 'just married' banner in his hands, looking very much like he was paid to be there.

Dick never forgives Jason for making him think that Alfred was invited to the wedding and he wasn't.

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The Wayne kids aren’t mafia, but individually they’re scary enough for people to assume they are. Everyone knows Brucie Wayne is the biggest himbo ever and his kids are running everything from the shadows. It’s like…a given. Seriously have you seen his kids? Tim’s even the CEO at 18.

Dick is beloved. Everywhere he goes kids practically flock to him, but people have seen him slam one too many possible child predators into a wall with the most threatening smile for them to think he’s all sunshine and rainbows.

One time, a mother asked for his help because his daughter was missing and the police wouldn’t help. Dick made one call (to Tim or Oracle), and the child was back by the end of the day and an entire trafficking ring was taken down. When asked he simply smiled and denied any involvement but said he was over joyed that one more trafficking ring was out of their city.

Jason Todd is Crime Alley’s hero. More so than anyone else, he has directed funds to help the area he called home before being taken in by Wayne. He died, but no one actually believes that. The Wayne children’s “mafia” had him doing something under cover. And while dick is all threat with a smile, Jason is Threaten with a frown. He can send people running with just a look.

someone noticed that Jason is always strapped. Man has no less than 5 weapons and one is always a gun. He doesn’t hide it, kids always ask him question and Jason always stops to answer them if he has the time. Even shows kids a few moves if they need to defend themselves. For whatever reason people don’t connect hood to Jason, but they definitely think Jason is funding hood.

Tim is the most relatable. Certified genius and always down to help kids with homework. Sometimes he’ll camp out in a cafe for the day. Without fail his location gets leaked and by mid afternoon he’s put away his WE work to tutor any students who have walked in.

He’s always tired, always has coffee, and always gives people a smile, but he knows too much. Rumor is that nothing happens in this town without Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne knowing. One time he was taking a break at the park, scrolling through his phone when a group approached him clearly intent on kidnapping him. Before they even got close Tim was reciting their social security number, their cell phones, the names of their loved ones, and their address.

When Tim looked up it was with a tired smirk that clearly came across as a warning. He then stood, slipped a business card onto the bench, and told them if they need work to call this number and their reps will help them find something regardless of their past record.

Rumor has it the downfall of the most recent corrupt socialite was completely orchestrated by Tim.

Damian is a little gremlin that has the family wrapped around his finger. At first their were rumors of infighting between the two youngest (Tim and Damian), but then how could that be possible when at the first sign of trouble Timothy materializes out of the shadows wearing his mother’s smile that promised social and financial ruin if you so much as looked at his baby brother wrong.

Dick flat out punched a man in the face for calling Damian a terrorist. The “victim” was high society and swore up and down that their would be a law suit, but Tim took care of it with a few photos and screen shots of an affair that would have ruined the man in question.

Damian has scary dog privilege on his own, but it’s a whole new ballpark when Jason is out with him. Apparently someone tried to kidnap Damian on the way to meet up with Jason and the bats didn’t even need to be called. Jason took care of it before they even got the kid in the van.

Damian is a violent little thing. Everyone knows, even if it was never announced, that he got it from where ever he had been living before, so they always gave him a little leeway, especially since his violent tendencies were decreasing…at least physically. Damian can, will, and regularly verbally eviscerates anyone who wrongs him. It’s impressive as it is scary. This kid looks at you like he can read every insecurity you’ve ever had and is not afraid to air it to the world while also insulting you into the grave.

Individually they’re terrifying, but the reason that they’re still Gotham’s golden family is because together the goofiest fucking people you have ever seen in your life (also the endless amount of charity work they do together as a family). When all four siblings are together they always end up trending and it’s always the funniest shit you’ve ever seen.

During the first major snow when all of the streets were shut down the Wayne Boys were out in all terrain jeeps shredding it up dragging someone behind them on ski’s or a snowboard

Somehow, all four boys were spotted trekking across town covered in a rainbow of colored powder. When someone enquired they admitted to getting into a rather harmless prank war with the currently reformed Ivy and Harleen Quiznel. If asked they totally won, but the fact that no part of any of the boys was uncovered said otherwise.

Dick once asked social media to help him track down Tim because he hadn’t slept in 3 days and was not supposed to leave the house. He’d been spotted at a cafe he doesn’t usually frequent and anyone around to witness the retrieval would later say it was the cleanest covert op they’d ever witnessed from the Wayne boys. Jason was the get away driver, dick was on retrieval duty, and Damian was there to make sure their route in and out was clear (hold open the door). Tim was recorded yelling every creative non curse (because no cursing in front of Damian, Alfred said so) under the sky, struggling in the arms of Dick Grayson who was smiling bright enough to rival the sun. 3 minutes in and out. The video screen shots are still used as a meme template to this day.

Brucie Wayne gets asked about his boys in interviews a lot. There are a lot of times where he’s only finding out about their shenanigans due to the interview question, but he just smiles and says he’s happy they’re all getting along while mentally planning out how to deal with them later.

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I've recently fallen back in my DC Robins Era and everytime I see a reference to Tim's photography my first thought is "nice I love photography being mentioned in popular media"

However, my second thought is "how big is his fucking camera lens"

This child is taking presumably high quality photos of Heros In The Middle Of Fights/Patrol AT NIGHT WITH A VERY SMALL AMOUNT OF FLORESCENT LIGHTING FROM THE BUILDINGS

That lens would Have to be At Least 600 dollars (on the low end) (he is rich so I'll let that part slide) but there is no fucking way a 9 year old is lugging that giant ass lens around all night

Pov: You are the 2nd Robin, it's 2am and you turn around to see a Child 2 rooftops away point this shit at u

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you know when you fake being asleep so your parents would carry you inside? yea jason was just a bit eepy

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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

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Watching from afar

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Fallen.

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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏

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I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

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Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled