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The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

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ML Fic: Soulmate Survey Part 30 (12K Follower Special)

(Check out the previous parts here)

I want to thank you guys for being so patient with this fic. Its hard to believe its been a year since I first wrote part 1. I have been agonizing over this part for so long, I hope you all enjoy it. PS, I would love to hear what you guys think. And please share it around.)

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Lila used her key to unlock the front door. She quietly entered only to see her mother smiling at her.

“I was wondering where you were. How is everything honey?” Her mother greeted.

Lila put on a smile for her and greeted her with a cheek kiss. She was not expecting to see her mother up. She would have sworn she would be asleep. The work at the embassy often left her mother drained, it was rare when she was up an about at night when she was home.

“I had to slip by the school. Make sure that I had everything I needed for tomorrow.” She answered.

“Studious as always. I am so proud of you.”

“Of course! If I want to be as amazing as you I have to keep up with my school work.”

Lila knew her mother would eat up the flattery. Her mother was a gullible woman that loved to be complimented. She was not stupid, but she was far too trusting. The brunette knew all too well that her mother had often had her kindness taken advantage of by others.

“I was listening to the answering machine messages, and I noticed your principal called. He says that he is glad to have you back from your leave of absence?”

Lila didn’t bother sweating the comment.

“It’s an error with the school computer. Remember how my old school had similar issues? I will clear it up this week.”

“Of course. School systems don’t really change much wherever you go, we really need to discuss that at the next meeting.”

“Don’t worry Mamma, I am making the most of it.”

“Mia stellina I know you will. That is why I got you a gift.”

“Oh?”

Lila watched as her mother pulled out a small box that was gift wrapped. Handing it to her daughter.

“I am sorry I had been gone most of last week. Things have been hectic. What with the… oh you don’t need to worry about all that. I saw this on my way back and I was saving it for your birthday, but I figured now would be a good time.”

Lila opened the present to reveal a lovely silver bracelet, with a small charm in the shape of an eye mask. Her mother knew Lila had a love of masks and would make sure that if there was some place she went that was interesting, she would get her a mask from that place.

“Thank you, Mamma, it is lovely.” Lila hugged her mother. Managing to hide how little she actually cared about the gift.

“I knew you would love it. It will look so lovely on you when we go out to dinner with your boyfriend.”

“Boyfriend?”

“The handsome blond model you told me about. Adrien?”

“Oh! Right. Yes of course. My boyfriend. Though I am not sure he will be able to have dinner with us anytime soon. His father has him on such a strict schedule.”

Mrs. Rossi frowned.

“We can work something out another time. I’d really like to meet him.”

“I’m sure he feels the same way.”

Lila began making her way to her room.

“I think I’m going to get ready for school tomorrow.”

“Alright dear, I will be here all day tomorrow, maybe I can swing by your school and we can have lunch together.”

“Sounds great. Looking forward to it.”

Lila closed the door to her room.

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Aziraphale getting to fuck shit up with huge swan wings.

Crowley getting a bit of pranking out of his system.

Swans and sneks hissssssyyyy

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Bucky: *walks into the room covered in blood*

Steve: I have one question

Bucky: It’s okay, it’s not mine

Steve: I have two questions

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reblog to delete all incest shipping

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headcanon that when peter and tony get excited when sciencing/talking/existing with each other, they start talking faster and faster and moving around so eventually there are just these two balls of energy jumping around the room and gesturing wildly and finishing each other's sentences and speaking so quickly that only the other person can understand them and then their ideas just take on a life of their own

and the only person that tony and peter feel comfortable doing that with is each other

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Sam: So whenever I touch my wound I can get glimpses of alternate realities.

Dean: Really?

Sam: Yeah but they keep changing every day.

Dean: Touch it now? What universe do you see?

Sam: *touches the wound and gets a vision of Dean and Cas doing it on the Bunker table map*

Sam: *wincing* One that's not too far off from our own...

Dean: What does that mean?

Sam: Also, fuck you.

Dean: HEY!

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*sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily breaks law* *sexily bre

#welcome to night vale #carlos #cecil x carlos #carlos the scientist #cecilos #cecil palmer #wtnv #wtnv incorrect quotes #wheat and wheat by-products #using pens

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this is the true gen z experience

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just go see an ob-gyn

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Roman: Virgil Burton, are you asking me out on a date?

Virgil: *freezes* I’m trying, it’s not going very well.

Roman, already planning the wedding: Accepted and eagerly anticipated.

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Remus, to the tune of Barbie Girl: I’m a garbage man, in a garbage can

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Deceit has gloves so he can hide his magic ice powers from the others after he accidentally struck Remus with ice once causing a frozen white streak in his hair next question

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Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable

So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”

And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough” 

“Got it”

flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”

& he spends the entire day losing his mind

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Roman: I should probably tell people how I feel today.

Roman: It can’t be healthy keeping it all bottled in.

Roman: I need to open up to somebody.

Virgil: Hey, how are you?

Roman: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE.

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Zendaya attends the 2019 Harper’s Bazaar ICONS in New York on September 6, 2019

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Over the years ~

Happy Birthday Pidgeon!