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With long enough timelines and enough high explosives, you can do anything. I believe in you. That's what marriage is about!
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A: "You don't have any fun fandom shirts or-"
B: "They have a fandom I'm in. EA."
A: "EA is not a fandom!"
B: "We write fanfic?"
A: "Not officially!"
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i vaguely resent being manipulated by an unthinking plant, but that doesn't make it not tasty.
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i'm not optimistic abt the viability of (T/F/U)DT and i shoplift all the time and i don't vote and i'm susceptible to blackmail and so on
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Okay, a lottery ticket is only $2, I can pay $2 to take my belief in quantum immortality seriously... I mean, it's not really immortality, since AI still kills us all, but it's quantum house ownership.
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The SCA has taken my javascript virginity
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a lot of it is puzzles about infinity people with different hats walking around in a hotel and trying to kill God, and I am not convinced it is maths
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Mathematics is just an abstracted version of Excel formulas.
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i will admit i forgot about birth. but in my defense. im still right
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OTOH treating everything like an engineering problem with the variables switched out produces adult children like me so maybe they have a point
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He made me ratadj I made her a girl it's only fair
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A: "No. That's not an acceptable name."
B: "The child is like two years old..."
A: "Well, I hope they turn out trans!"
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I am absolutely yanyanifying this himbo
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[Anon], from what I know of your talents, you're pretty good at demagoguery. You have an unparalleled ability to write a 1000-word rant on command. Consider starting a Substack or a podcast
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i am wearing a shirt far more often than i am not wearing a shirt!
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imagine if sending a tweet cost hundreds of dollars! actually that'd be great
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I think I’m using that cultural reference correctly. I skimmed the Wikipedia.
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