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this will forever be my absolute number 1 favourite dialogue choice in any game

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x

#if calcifer was water

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i literally just need quarantine to end so i can see my girlfriend

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

#its been 49 days you guys #we already long distance

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tagged by the lovely and amazing @phaeblade !!! ily <3

albums are saintmotelevision (saint motel), the human condition (jon bellion), kid krow (conan gray), and the slow rush (tame impala) 

im tagging @moonsandstarsaregay​, @luci-cunt​ even tho you’ve already been tagged, and @gabe-the-writer​ :)

here’s the website: https://billclintonswag.com

#ok this was literally so hard #do you know how much self control it took me to not just #lajhdfga #make every album a panic! album???? #or weezer???? #i had to pick albums i know all the songs on #which i mean #i DO know all the panic! songs #they were my top artist on spotify since 2016 #i think 2019 was cavetown #but they were second #OMG CAVETOWN SHIT #okay just know i love my lemon boy #trust me on that

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Got tagged by @charmeleox !!

Albums are by Lady Lamb, José Gonzalez, Brockhampton, and PUP.

I'm tagging @luci-cunt @ray-of-fuckin-moonshine @naruteh @thekitchenmonster @pearlmaeiscool and if you just feel like doing it just say I tagged you! I'd love to see what yall listen to!

https://billclintonswag.com (here's the site)

#alsdfhgajsdhf thank you this is so cooolll

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LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

#i almost lost it when the offbeat thigh slapping began

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Ships: god if i named them all, we would be here all day XDD, let’s see uhhhhhhhhh the only one coming to mind at the moment is Percabeth which is weird because i haven’t read those books in YEARS, but I can tell you there are so,,,,,, so many more

Last Song: Cleopatra by the Lumineers

Last Movie: I just watched White Men Can’t Jump (1992) with Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes for the first time. It was good

Currently Reading: Myhtos by Stephen Fry!! It’s the majority of Greek Mythology retold by him in chronological order, and so far I am in love with it!

What Food Am I Craving?: lately i’ve been craving this really specific quesadilla i had one time in mexico,,,,,,, but luci got talking about that panini and now my mouth is watering just thinking about it

im going to tag @gabe-the-writer, because your blog is filled with amazing works that are just so cool

Thanks so much for tagging me, @ironstrange-spiderson! It means a lot! Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better. Ships: Marvel: Pepperony, IronStrange, Spideychelle, Interwebs, Brutasha, Starmora, Thunder Science, Iron Dad (non-romantic–obviously).  Other: Destiel, Dean and Lisa, Bobby and Jody, Megstiel, Chestervelle, Bobrvelle, Saleen, Samwena, Sabriel, Byler, Harringrove, Duzie, Lumax, Jancy, Jopper, Mileven, Elmax, Bob x Joyce (I’m in too many fandoms to list them all so these are just the ones for my three incorrect quotes blogs lol).  Last Song: The Space Between from Descendants 2 Last Movie: Onward (<3 <3 <3 <3)  Currently Reading: The Boy from the Woods by Harlan Coben  What Food Are You Craving: Oreos. We had some and now they’re gone. :(  I’m tagging: @baloobird, @iron–spider, @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover, @howdoistopthetrain, @shippingfordayz, @crowleyellestair, @dreamhunter-trash, @sweetbutpsycho14, and @jackwinchesthair. Plus, anyone else who’s interested!! 

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#ak;sdhf;kadfjhg;kdfsghjf AAAHHHHH #I JUST WATCHED THIS MOVIE #I KNEW SOMETHING FELT A LITTLE TOO FAMILIAR #I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS SET IN 2020 #OH NOOOOOO #NOVEMBER 5TH IS GONNA HIT HARD THIS YEAR #DFKGSLJGH

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people always mistake my best friend and i for a lesbian couple (which,, i mean,,, we’re both gay but that’s not the point) we’ve been close friends for as long as i can remember but we always get mistaken for being something more, as if the friendship isn’t enough and people expect more, especially since it would be wlw. 

i call her my platonic soulmate :)

Two people of the same gender: *are very close and emotionally intimate with each other but show no signs of a sexual or romantic relationship*

Some of y'all dumbasses: there’s literally no heterosexual explanation for this

Me: You do know that not every intimate relationship involves sex or romance, right? That people can be very close to each other without being sexually or romantically involved? And that claiming otherwise actively damages real non-sexual, non-romantic relationships by spreading the notion that people can’t be emotionally close without being sexually and romantically involved? You do realize sexual and romantic relationships aren’t the only kinds that are important to people, right?

#kjdfghsfgj for real tho #luci i dont even remember meeting you #i think it was through shannon?? #maybe?? #i think we stopped her from hitting david with a chair at the same time #idk

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not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off

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imagine being straight. what music would i even listen to

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quarantine game!!!! thank you @luci-cunt for tagging me!! ily <33

appearance :

i am over 5’5 // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball caps backwards

hobbies & interests :

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with my friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

relationships :

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have hooked up with my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have had a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

aesthetics :

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

miscellaneous :

i can fall asleep in moving vehicles // i am the mom friend // i live by certain quote(s) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least 3 dogs

everyone who i would normally tag is already tagged by luci, but if you want to do this go ahead! :)) i hope everyone is staying safe and sane during this quarantine, love you guys <3

#alsdjfhagfa #almost the entire aesthetic category is filled out i am so sorry sksksdl #also i wanna dye my hair like a bubblegum pink??????? #LUCI I CANT BELIEVE ITS BEEN LIKE 11 YEARS HOLY MOLY #thanks for always putting up with my bullshit hahaha

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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

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Riot

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Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

#my ex bf said this at some point #sldfhglhgf #and i couldnt tell if he was kidding or not