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here’s some BBS boys as some things that i’ve done

kryoz: *tries to vape a juul and ends up coughing up smoke*

smitty: *pretends to drink a beer in a call to seem cool and hip*

tyler: *slaps someone for no reason*

marcel: *falls up the stairs and trips 2 people in the process*

ohm: *bumps into a couch and apologizes*

panda: *eats an entire tub of cheeseballs, and an entire bag of lays chips in one sitting*

mini: *screams throughout house about something really anticlimatic*

cartoonz: *sings while in the shower and slips when trying to hit the high note*

delirious: *joins a sports team for the purpose of pissing somebody off*

vanoss: *let go of someone when they were holding onto me for balance*

moo: *carry someone i dont like home when they scraped their knee*

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Canadians

Luke: You can’t talk shit about Canadians

Delirious: No you can’t- you can’t, that why I can never talk shit to Vanoss. Cause that Mothafucker’s Canadian.

Luke: yea, it’ll hurt his little feelings

Delirious: Yeah- yeah every time he looks at me, he’s sends me like uh- like uh gif of a sad penguin.

*Luke snickering*

Delirious: Every time… Fukin time.

Me: (ʘ‿ʘ)

(Video X at 1:03 - 1:21 )

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Vanoss: Well, I got to go. Goodnight, Jon!

Delirious: goodnight Evan!

-VanossGaming has logged out-

Delirious, sings: All by myseeeeeelf~

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Doodle／h2ovanoss

產糧產糧每日一產(^ω^≡^ω^)!

Please don’t use my art without my permission & don’t repost my artwork on other sites.

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Oh my god I need more Father!Jason and Delirious. I can imagine Delirious trying to introduce him to Vanoss and Cartoonz and Jason ends up being extremely protective of his smol kid

and when those three got home…

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May we get some baby Vanoss?

here you go

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It’s not creepy when there’s 2 people watching you while you sleep, yea it’s not creepy at all

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Phil talking about the Philussy cake.

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Leaked Klance

GUYS I JUST FOUND SOME KLANCE LEAKS!!!

#lance mcclain #keith kogane #takashi shirogane #pidge gunderson #hunk garrett #coran hieronymus wimbleton smythe #princess allura #prince lotor #zarkon #i found some vanoss videos which just reminded me of klance lol

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Keith and Lance really out here just going on pool dates with matching bathing suits

Teasing and flirting with each other

Literally acting like a whole ass married couple 

Acting whipped af

And just being so in love

I’m just

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Klance high school au with Jock!Lance and Nerd!Keith? Perhaps some older bro Shiro too?

hhhHhH yes

- jock lance is a casanova, sterotypically drawn to pretty cheerleaders- pushed Keith into his locker once and almost broke his glasses- they get together after Keith starts doing his homework and lance hits the gym with him until they begin to share each other’s traits- little soft nerd Keith gets a motorcycle, a leather jacket and a couple of piercings and suddenly everyone is all over him- lance becomes less malicious and more generous, he starts helping Keith out with homework, friends- he asks Keith out on a date- Keith freaks out- his big supportive bro shiro helps him find an outfit and goes shopping with him to get lance a gift- he ends up buying him a bouquet of red roses and a little bracelet he hopes he’ll like because he’s never seen lance wear jewellery- it’s a pretty candlelit picnic and hunk and Pidge are behind the scenes as wingmen- lance loves the flowers and the bracelet- they play frisbee at 11pm when the stars are out- suddenly it’s just them and they’re staring up at the sky talking nonsense because they’re so tired and a little gooey from being so in love- lance stands up to bullies who still push and shove Keith around in the corridor because he hates seeing Keith upset- as a result Keith is much happier and he gains more friends that surround him and adore him

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The paladins with normal jobs Lance edition

Imagine a different universe where everything is the same except they have normal jobs ^_^ oh and klance is established

Lance:

- Lance works (anywhere with a cash register and than scanny thing that goes beep) part time while he’s in uni

- he flirts/ jokes with all his customers and he uses work related material

- *customer buys coffee* Hello there, how do you brew? Or: This coffee is almost as hot as you ;)

- He’s tried that line on Keith before

- Keith ordered an ice coffee.

- Everyone absolutely loves him because he’s so friendly and he always has a smile on his face

- The elderly love him because he always gives them the best deals

- The kids love him because he always gives them free lollipops

- Lance’s boss doesn’t mind his behaviour because he attracts a lot of business and Lance is actually really good at his job

- one time his boss fired him and the shop got like 378393900 complains

- seriously, pre-teens and teenagers will come in just to stare at him and giggle

- Sometimes they try to take snaps of him

- He just smiles and offers to take a selfie with them instead

- Keith is not amused, stop flirting with his boyfriend and to his boyfriend: STOP FLIRTING BACK

- Lance always snags a few bags of Hello Pandas because they’re Keith’s favourite

- Keith forgives him

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How much more iconic can klance get?

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some black paladin lance icons! 

please like / reblog if using! 

credit is appreciated but not required!

find non-symbol icons (+others) here!

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Keith at a Bar

[bar]

lance: so... [winks] your place?

keith: hahaha no, I have no idea who owns this bar

[two days later]

keith: [sits bolt upright] DAMN IT!

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Hey what the fuck happened to all the net neutrality coverage

This shit is still happening people, and all of the sudden its disappeared from my dash almost entirely over night

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Shaladin👏Ships👏aren't👏the👏only👏pedophile👏ships👏

#legendary defender #voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #prince lotor #real pastel klance cause i made this #keith kogane #hunk garrett #pidge gunderson #matt holt #princess allura #coran hieronymus wimbleton smythe #takashi shirogane