realityprime

[realityprime]

Sofia: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Paul: Bees? Sofia: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Paul: Wait- *Tick approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

#this is them im not sorry ToT #the 13th reality #sofia pacini #paul rogers #atticus higginbottom

[realityprime]

*Sato teaching Tick to drive and taking Sofia along for the ride* Sato: That's a pothole. To the left! Tick: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Sofia, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Tick: I don't think that's how the song goes. Sato, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Tick: Country Roads. Sofia: To the place. Tick and Sofia in unison: I Belong! Sato, crying harder: What the fuck?

#i dont know what the fuck is happening #sato #sofia pacini #atticus higginbottom #the 13th reality

[realityprime]

Sato: Sofia, we're hungry! Paul: Sofia! What's for dinner? Tick: We're hungry, Sofia! Sofia, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

#SHES TRYING OK #LEAVE HER BE ToT #the 13th reality #sofia pacini #sato #paul rogers #atticus higginbottom

[realityprime]

Tick: I made tea. Sato: I don't want tea. Tick: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Sato: Then why did you tell me? Tick: It's a conversation starter. Sato: It's a horrible conversation starter. Tick: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

#i- #the 13th reality #atticus higginbottom #sato

[realityprime]

whatever fandom i fucking get into, i ain't abandoning the 13th reality.

[realityprime]

Mistress Jane: How the hell are you still alive? Tick: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

#spoilers? #the 13th reality #atticus higginbottom #mistress jane

[realityprime]

Paul: We all have our demons. Paul, grabbing Sofia: This one’s mine.

#hc paul is secretly scared of sofia /j #the 13th reality #sofia pacini #paul rogers

[realityprime]

Tick: Sato, fuck off. Tick: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

#tick @ sato in the first book basically #the 13th reality #atticus higginbottom #sato #tw swearing

[realityprime]

Sofia, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Tick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Paul, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick. Sato, appalled: Call the exorcist.

#this feels so out of character but like- #the 13th reality #atticus higginbottom #sofia pacini #paul rogers #sato

[realityprime]

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* Sofia: Rude. Paul: That's fair. Tick: Not again. Sato: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

#first post? yes. #the 13th reality #atticus higginbottom #sofia pacini #paul rogers #sato