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Liz Arnold (British, 1964-2001), Uncovered, 1995. Acrylic on canvas, 122.5 x 76.2 cm. Arts Council Collection, Southbank Centre, London

#art #q #Who is she

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❁ pyrex ❁

#art #q

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I'm manifesting into this (blue) guy's house and shitting into all his shoes

#bro if you didn't want to help why did you reply #fucking shitlord LMAO

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what the fuck is a slerp i hate vector math so much

#mathposting #just making up words

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#its always nosferatu pussy indulgence hours up in this bitch of an earth (via heedra)

#stupid videos

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#stupid videos #I'm obsessed with this

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hey man why is my soul of cinder so weird looking

#art #q

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"gm_construct" 15"x 8.5" Acrylic on wood board

#art #q

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most of the time our reported email inbox is full of the usual crap like suspicious pdfs, fake emails from the uni president asking for gift cards, etc. sometimes it’s a 50 page essay about how a japanese professional swimmer was allegedly falsely accused of stealing a camera in 2014

#It’s so detailed I’m like losing my mind #I literally couldn’t possibly care less but it’s such a rabbit hole #I mean like JP law enforcement has a Tendency to manufacture/coerce convictions so this isn’t too far fetched #but what does this person want the fucktown kansas university aviation research organization to DO

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IT WAS THE HUMBLE GOLIATH FROG

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this trend of biological essentialism in the name of anti-transness really pisses me the fuck off. I really do NOT like being told that all women everywhere are all inferior to men in every way. I don’t like men being told that they’re mindless brutes. It’s degrading to literally everyone on earth, and it’s my honest belief that all humans are capable of basically the same physical and intellectual achievements if we let go of gendered socialization. I hope those barriers can be torn down within my lifetime. 🏳️‍⚧️

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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

#hell world

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This is such an office employee rat race dull ass post but if your car’s daytime headlights are brighter than SUNLIGHT at 9 AM I’m killing you with hammers

#lord i hate led headlights please explode all of them. with hammers

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"Bunnies don't make a fuckin' sound their whole life, until a coyote Gets them." -Mike

#rlm tag

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Something: *mentions breaking an egg’s shell as a metaphor for rebirth, etc*

my two brain cells, pogging and pointing: bro is that an utena reference???????

#td plays lies of p #I’m connecting the dots

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Being a captive audience to dudes arguing about Fallout lore is a fate worse than death

#I don't care. I don't care. I don't care

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I think it's also important to remember that Dorf is a wizard too. Like yes he is 7 and a half feet tall and completely jacked. But he's just as likely to cast 8th Level Void Death Blast at you as he is to kick you in the skull and I think that's beautiful. A man of many talents

ganondorf is exclusively a red wine guy. at the Zelda Characters And Twil’s OC communal bbq you’ll see this giant dude wearing an aloha shirt, sandals, and a big&tall pair of cargo shorts and think, that’s a dad, he must be grillin up some burgers. but if you approach him you notice that he does not have a beer and instead is sipping his fancy juice and throwing rocks at link, who is the one actually grilling. he’s a petty asshole and will tell you to fuck right off if you ask him for a hot dog

#ganonposting #sometimes i like to rotate this old man in my head