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#and also the government kills you for becoming too prominent a threat to its mechanisma #mechanisms ecen #even. fuck

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just saw the most incredible back to back post happenstance on the dash

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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The "If you were over 6 feet tall and living in Wellington in 2001 you didn't have a choice my dude" is killing me, like I'm just picturing the LOTR casting directors running around Wellington with a measuring tape, black-bagging tall guys and shoving them into vans.

"You're a Lord of the Rings extra now."

"No! Please! I have a family! I'm supposed to work the closing shift at the Pita Pit tonight!"

"You serve at the pleasure of the Steward of Gondor now."

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crying

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I've been putting furniture together all day to finish my move this week and this made me laugh so hard I almost dropped a hammer on my foot

Incredible

I do like characters who do not exhibit any hint of sexuality in any way because they’re too busy being tormented by the narrative. like “yea I might be gay or whatever but the labyrinth is growing so I can’t worry about that shit rn”

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So I don't watch it but my girlfriend does-- Kristen and Tracker broke up, and Tracker has been snaked by like... an elf princess?

Tracker wanted to do some faith stuff that made her goddess more legitimate, which is why she left as well.

But people are like acting as if Tracker was abusive, never cared about Kristen, has been evil etc and its so weird and entitled and stupid

Nothing is going to make me not watch Fantasy High quite like the absolutely fucked way fantasy high fans talk about tracker good lord

You people need to calm the fuck down lol

#tracker o'shaughnessey #dimension 20 #kristen applebees

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Nothing is going to make me not watch Fantasy High quite like the absolutely fucked way fantasy high fans talk about tracker good lord

You people need to calm the fuck down lol

#dimension 20

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Don't talk to me and my 1,5k barely compatible rimworld mods ever again

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there are normal games and then there's rimworld

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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Once you've listened to enough obscure stoner doom metal the albums in your youtube recommendation start toeing the line between "comedy gold" and "images that go hard"