"Voting doesnt work because not enough people in my country will vote for MY version of communism. We need a violent overthrow of the government to MAKE this happen"
TJ: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Andi: Y-you were putting it in cold water?
Cyrus: TJ. Answer the question TJ.
TJ: Yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
Cyrus: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???
Amber: Why are you. putting it in the microwave. to boil it
Cyrus: You think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Amber: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE.
Cyrus: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN
Amber: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?
Cyrus: like seven minutes
Amber: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that if you use a saucepan
Cyrus: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove??? on medium heat??? your stove is enchanted
Andi: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic