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Hearing them get so excited over the whale fall is so fun I love hearing people who are passionate about their work
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"Voting doesnt work because not enough people in my country will vote for MY version of communism. We need a violent overthrow of the government to MAKE this happen"
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Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
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TJ: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Andi: Y-you were putting it in cold water?
Cyrus: TJ. Answer the question TJ.
TJ: Yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
Cyrus: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???
Amber: Why are you. putting it in the microwave. to boil it
Cyrus: You think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Amber: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE.
Cyrus: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN
Amber: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?
Cyrus: like seven minutes
Amber: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that if you use a saucepan
Cyrus: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove??? on medium heat??? your stove is enchanted
Andi: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic
Buffy: Do none of you own a fucking kettle.
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You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?
i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be
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garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day
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REWATCHING SITCOMS TO REGAIN MY SANITY → 3/∞
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I will never forget how two chinese college students found a spider and created a genus called Hotwheels and named the spider Hotwheels Sisyphus
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does anyone have the house of anubis drinking game?
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Redrawing screencaps is too fun
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Sappho 🖤
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have you done your daily click
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Daniel Arthur
Pizza Boy II
oil on panel
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Columbian black-tailed deer Odocoileus columbianus columbianus
Observed by edwardrook, CC BY-NC
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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