Please feel free to blacklist or follow any tags in this list. These are my commonly used tags from the last year or so on my main. If you’d like me to start using tags for certain things please let me know via ask or dm!
I won’t be posting every tag as there are a lot of individual NHLers (and their respective teams) i’ve posted about (and tagged) due to suspensions, fines and the like, however I will be posting players who have custom tags along with their normal tag.
I will not be posting all of my “_____ opinion piece” tags separately as there is/or will be one for every team as needed, instead they will be posted as “opinion piece: list of team name/nicknames used”.
Ask games have their own tags but also an overarching one, as such they won’t all be listed either.
Items in lists are relevant to each other but are distinct as shown by commas.
These Are In No Particular Order
”(insert team name here) opinion piece” : habs , nhl draft , isles , yotes , caps , bruins , kraken , avs , tampa , pens
pens lb
pittsburgh penguins
pens stats
penguins tape
penguins goal
rens gdrive stuff
sidney crosby , making fun of sidney crosby hours? , elite goaltender sidney crosby
pens hockey injuries
nhl
my favorite fuckboi , zach aston reese , sweatypits__
Since the regular season is about to start I figured I should find out what emojis I would be using for each team from here on out this season(2021-22).
These are subject to change but I will keep this list up to date
Anaheim Ducks 🦆
Arizona Coyotes 🐺
Boston Bruins 🐻
Buffalo Sabres🗡️
Calgary Flames 🔥
Carolina Hurricanes 🌀
Chicago Blackhawks 🪶<- Thats a feather if you can’t see it
Colorado Avalanche 🏔️
Columbus Blue Jackets 💣
Dallas Stars⭐
Detroit Red Wings 👾
Edmonton Oilers⛽
Florida Panthers🐱
Los Angeles Kings👑
Minnesota Wild 🌲
Montreal Canadiens 🇨🇦
Nashville Predators 🎸
New Jersey Devils 😈
New York Islanders 🏝️
New York Rangers 🗽
Ottawa Senators 🏺
Philadelphia Flyers 🟠
[If you have a better suggestion for the flyers please let me know]
Just in case I’m not clear with some names later on, these are what I’m going to be using for the most part regarding players on the Coyotes. These are subject to change.
Just in case I’m not clear with some names later on these are what I’m going to be using for the most part regarding players on the Penguins. These are subject to change.
2021-22 Season:
Jake Guentzel -> JakeNBake | Guentz
Kris Letang -> Bang Bang Baby | Tanger
Sidney Crosby -> Sid | Oh Captain, My Captain |
Evan Rodrigues -> ERod
Bryan Rust -> Rusty | ‘Dad Strength’
Jeff Carter -> Big Jeff Carter/BJC | Carts
Kasperi Kapanen -> Kappy | Cheeks Klapanen
Danton Heinen -> Heino | Heiny | Heineken
Mike Matheson ->
Teddy Blueger -> Teddy Boy Blue | Teddy
John Marino -> Baby Boy John Marino | Johnny
Brock McGinn -> Ginner | McGuiness | Brockstar
Brian Dumoulin -> Dumo
Jason Zucker -> #ZuckerPunched | Zucks
Evgeni Malkin -> Geno | Russian Bear
Marcus Pettersson -> Dragon
Zach Aston-Reese -> ZAR | Reeser | My Favorite FuckBoi
Dominik Simon -> Dom
Brian Boyle -> Boiler
Drew O'Connor -> DOC | Drewdrop (courtesy of this anon)
Mark Friedman -> Frieds
Chad Ruhwedel -> Ruh | Rudy | ‘The Criminal’
Radim Zohorna -> Big Z |
Tristan Jarry -> Jars | Mouse Boy | Eyebrows
Sam Lafferty ->LaffTrack [He Isn’t Dead He Is Just A Hawk Now]
Disclaimer: Please be aware that due to Covid-19 and the influx of people working from home Google Drive sometimes experiences server overload and will not completely process videos. If this happens feel free to download the video.
This Google Drive (is):
Fully controlled by me(Ren) & I do take requests for non Pens Games
Should always have At Least the last two(2) Penguins Games
Games to be deleted will be moved into the ‘To Be Deleted On’ Sub-Folder(showing on which date)
Games are scheduled to be deleted at roughly 3pm MST or after the game slated for that day
Games will be added as soon as I can get them. On average the games take about 1.5 hours to upload into the drive then anywhere from 30 minutes to an 1 hour to process
I've posted all the Herps in a separate post so you can see them here: XXX
But y'all can have my dog(s) now!! This is Flash the Bassett Hound and the late Odin the Silver Husky
Flash will be turning 11 this March (the month this is posted) and Odin would've been 12 on Dec 25th, 2021
As of August 27th, 2021
Odin the Silver Husky is no longer with us. He was put down after a few long conversations about wanting him to be comfortable til the end and being concerned for his health due to his lack of balance and us having a 2 story house.
I miss you Odin 💔
As of September 22nd, 2021
Odin made his way back to the house and I have a clay impression of his paw and prints of his feet and nose. The vet and cremation services were nice enough to give him a lovely wooden display along with the clay paw impression free of charge.
It’s good to have you home Odin and i promise you’ll never be alone again 💖
So Here are the Scaley Pets under the cut for those who don't do reptiles 💖
So first off we have Sobe my rescued Leopard Gecko!
I’ve had him for the last 7 or so years and I love my tiny dragon. He is considered a ‘Murphy’s Patternless’ Leopard Gecko
This is Miss Alice(Normal Ball Python)
She has been a family pet as she was my sister’s, then my brother’s and now she is mine! I’ve known this snake since I was 8 so I’ve known her longer than I haven’t
We then have Noodle and Rigatoni!! The Pasta Bros (Normal Ball Pythons)
These two are from the same clutch! They were a family friend’s before I ended up with them when he got evicted. These two are co-habbed(not recommended I know) but when they were separated they stopped eating for close to 3 months.
Weyland my Banana Ball Python
This is my baby! I got him when I was 17(almost 18) and he has gone through several segments of time where he had decided he didn’t like one thing or another and stopped eating
(Ellen) Ripley my Jungle Carpet Python
My most recently bought girl! I got her off a breeder at a show! She is a sweetheart but is tank aggressive
And finally Miss Ginger!
My Amelanistic Corn Snake. She was owned by the same lovely people who have me Sobe! Honestly this angry shoelace has gotten so big since I got her and she is amazing
I’m Reaven! I go by Ren and/or Rea and I am a 23 yr old non-binary asexual aromantic Hispanic person. I post mostly Hockey/NHL content for the Pittsburgh Penguins, but this is still my personal blog and is subject to anything and everything I find interesting.
(Officially The Unofficial Zach Aston-Reese Simp Blog. As Voted By The People)
I’m a Cancer ♋ 🦀
My Birthday is July 11th
I’m a femme Presenting Non-binary person
I don’t have a strong preference of pronouns but feel They/Them/Theirs works best
I’m 5'10 or roughly 177cm tall
I’m colorblind! I have Tritanomaly! A weak form of Blue-Yellow Colorblindness
I own several pets that I will post pictures of if asked (Reptiles) (Dogs)
Note to my Mutuals: If you want to talk you can come into my DMs or Asks anytime! My Discord is also open if you’d prefer that just let me know 💖💖
P.S. Here is my Spotify
Note to Minors (under 18 years of age): Please realize I am an adult and not all of my content will be child friendly. I won’t tell you not to interact with my blog however I do require you to act within reason. Block tags as needed and please do not interact in any lewd manner with my content whether it was not work safe or otherwise