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I’m commander shepard and these are my favorite sons

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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💜🎃👻💀🧡 Happy Halloween!! 💜🎃👻💀🧡

Have some fluffy dadzawa for the spooky season~

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tried so hard to get this out in time, but man did i love gadget…

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Goomy | Original

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they are so real for this

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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

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Fidough!

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Drifting around 💖

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reddit but in the pokemon universe

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i want to eat them

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Fidough infiltrating the bakery.

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Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."

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Koraidon and Miraidon, aka Motorcycle snecks! Had to draw these two they look so cool!