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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

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a cow and i have probably shared the same thought about how the sun hits the wild grass

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i've been working on the comic script for Threshold People for almost a month now and i'm happy to say it's about 70% done :y

#rhobi: the sitcom #editing included 'lets make this shit weirder' and 'amp up the brutality' #but other then that i've been good at not doing any major editing while still in the process of draft 1

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when you only get part of one day a week to have the apartment to yourself and the sinking realization your roommate isn't leaving for work today

#rhobi: the sitcom #what the fuck man he works EVERY saturday

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youre really not considering the effects a beef stock with some peas and carrots might have on this situation

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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

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i don't think people get my deep, pervasive distaste of pregnancy because when someone asked if i wanted to see video of an acquaintance's fetus moving around in them i said that sounds like a horror show, i don't want to see none of that poltergeist shit

#rhobi: the sitcom #everything about pregnancy sounds terrible to me

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T-ACHATにドロヘドロのガチャのハルちゃんヘッド付けてストアの包丁持たせると満足度高い。 via nixon_3AA

#inspiration

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i can handle the evil man pussy. watch me

(walks into the bedroom) (walks out charred to naught but ashes)

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.