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shitpost warning. i wonder if there hasn't been a lot of ffxiv dragon-human romance since shiva and hraesvelgr because hraesvelgr managed to convince everyone the ultimate expression of dragon-human love is ~sacred vore.~ there were good times had by many pairs before but life is life, mortals gonna die, everyone knows this, the dragons kept things technically casual by dragon standards in that they don't take a lifelong mate but who's to say they feel less love? now whenever a human starts flirting with a dragon the dragon has to quietly think "are they into me for me or is this a little pervert that heard about grandpa's fetish?" (ysayle sneezing in the aetherial sea) and the human has to ask "is that really the relationship endgame for a dragon and human? it's not - it wasn't a metaphor?" and the dragon has to mumble something but it's awkward because word will get back to hraesvelgr if they say "actually eating you seems completely unecessary, i have a perfect memory and will remember you long after you're gone" and hraes will be pissy about it undermining his and shiva's consensual but weird, um, lifestyle (deathstyle?) choice, and it also sounds like they're trying to avoid commitment when it's really they're just not into eating people, yikes

way to ruin it for everyone, vore fetish broodfather

*hits post and crawls back under a rock*

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I just think that Vrtra and Estinien

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this is it this is my dawntrail contribution

#ffxiv #ffxiv dawntrail #dawntrail #final fantasy xiv #krile

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to see the future

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ardbert with freckles. you agree. reblog.

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Stay hone with your loved ones. Stay with them.

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Festival of the Hunt: Sign-Ups Open!

Howdy y'all! The promised time has come -- the sign ups for the Festival of the Hunt! Please check the Carrd for all the details, which includes date, time, and locations! If anyone has any questions, either reach out to me here or on Discord (if you have my discord). This includes asking to participate as a DM, if being a hunter isn't for you! Or if you just want more than twelve hunters.

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you can't survive on mercy forever, idiot.

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I've not seen anyone post this to tumblr yet - a Febhyuary prompt list from eliara_wol over on twitter!

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I got an Ultrawide monitor, but FFXIV Ultrawide backgrounds are in short supply. So until I get some inspiration and do some new Kalicred gposes for my monitor, I decided I needed to do some location shots.

Enjoy. :)

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imagine estinien still being mildly possessed by nidhogg but only as like a voice in the back of his mind. someone asks him what he wants for breakfast and it's just

"OOHD ESH!"

"a dried squid"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"two dried squids"

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A Fisher's Guide to Eorzea: "Wavewalker" Update

🌊COMPLETE Guide to Wavewalker Title 🏆 All EW Legendary guides added 📔 New Cover Art (part 1) 📑Glossary Updated

Wavewalker guide starts on page 209.

Read the full book:

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Gambit

#eyes emoji #lin i love your screenshots always!!! #the motion in these ones is so 🔥 #but also WHO'S COMING AT AISLINN LIKE THAT #GET EM LOCKE

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waiting for dawntrail is agony

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Erenville is regretting his decisions...

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drew emet bc i miss that fucker a lot