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real life society: we need to ban tiktok because china is evil
my ideal society: new species of deer was just discovered in Peru. it is shown on all news channels and the entire population spends the day discussing & reflecting on life's diversity, people are let off work early
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a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️
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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys
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dads really be like don't be a faggot now here listen to Queen
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I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me
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whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole
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i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.
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my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border
my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us
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To help anyone who is autistic and loves kids stuff: I'm nearly 41 and I have a room full of stuffed animals. And crayons. And stacking blocks because I like the sound of them. And the books I grew up on as a kid.
Cuz guess what? It's just things marketed towards kids. Anyone can have them.
And if you're not autistic and love kids stuff, the same still applies.
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