local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”
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i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do
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I think that we should all piss on the poor
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Im looking at shit youve never looked at before
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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
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Join us for a Sonic Mega Stream!!
Myself and two of my pals are gonna spend the summer playing and streaming the Sonic Series. And of course we are starting with the original; Sonic the Hedgehog!
Tune in (Most) Friday, and Monday to watch us suffer through it all
Ben - Rhys (Me) - Greg
Today we are playing Sonic Shuffle! it's been a hot minute so we're starting soft, also Greg has a new look!
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is this twitter account actually you
https://x.com/pukicho
U think I’d let someone with 130,000 followers impersonate me on twitter? because it’d be funny??
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So i was at the arcade watching this ugly kid playing galaga and he was playing so badly it was pissing me off so I tried to politely tell him to fucking shoot the purple ships before they ray beam you and he ignored me so I pointed at the screen with my yellow finger and said to shoot the boss galaga while its not attacking and stil he continued to play like actual shit so i started shaking the fucking cabinet and screaming which accidentally unplugged and the kid started beating the hell out of my shit with his bag of quarters until I was bloody. Sooo i think this generation is fucked
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cannot stop thinking about this mobile ad that i got a few weeks ago
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SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?
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