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Streets Mom: *dies*

Street: okay at least shes at peace

Chris: how are you feeling right now

Street: get the fuck out of my face were over i cant do this with you

Chris: 😧

#incorrect swat quotes #swat cbs #street x chris #lina esco #alex russell #cbs swat #chris alonso #jim street #stris #chris x street #shemar moore

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Deacon: It’s hour 12 of the stakeout and-

Street in the background (to the tune of The Final Countdown): IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!

Tan: *off-key kazoo*

Deacon: - I’m losing my goddamn mind.

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Jessica: I guess we’re boyfriend and girlfriend now.

Hondo: On one condition!

Jessica: What?

Hondo: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND!

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Street: How long does it take for someone to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Tan: Hang on, let me look it up-

Deacon: Seventy-two hours.

Tan: How do you know that?

Deacon: There’s a clown behind you.

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Street: Nice hands Chris

Chris: Uh, thanks?

Street: they’d look even greater wrapped around my-

Deacon: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND YOUR BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!

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Hondo: I was arrested for being too cool.

Street: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Hondo: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Street: I do have a sense of humor you know

Hondo: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Street: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Chris Alonso please come to the front desk?

Chris, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Street and Tan* I believe they belong to you?

Street and Tan, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Chris: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Tan, trying to ask out Street: Would you like to stay and have dinner?

Chris: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Chris: Hey babe can you help me with the zipper?

Street: Yeah sure

Chris: Up street

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Lina Esco & Alex Russell + SWAT backstage.

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stris + promotional photos.

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SWAT cast + fun.

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screaming because lina and alex are always standing next to one another #besties

SWAT + cast.

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Kidnapper, negotiating: We have officer Street. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Street: Whoa whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand?

Kidnapper: Wait, what-

Street, grabbing the megaphone: MAKE IT FIFTY!

Hondo: STREET SHUT UP!

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Chris: It’s not rocket science

Luca: Yeah! It’s normal science!

Luca: Which is still science

Luca: Science was actually my favorite subject as a kid

Luca: I almost went to work at NASA

Luca: So I would’ve been a rocket scientist

Chris: …

Luca: What were we talking about?

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Hondo: Time for plan G.

Street: Don’t you mean plan B?

Hondo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Chris: What about plan D?

Hondo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Deacon: What about plan E?

Hondo: I’m hoping not to use it. Luca dies in plan E.

Tan: I like plan E.