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what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

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mr sandman

man me a sand

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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who would win: my strict “no new mugs” thrifting policy. or official emperor qin shi huang’s mausoleum site museum terracotta warrior mug

#ryddles

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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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English added by me :)

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Meeting a coati

English added by me :)

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day 25 of filming for bedtime for bonzo (1951). beloved monkey actor bonzo suddenly goes rogue and starts strangling star actor ronald reagan by the necktie. at that moment, a monk peacefully tending a buddhist temple in chinatown looks up, his expression suddenly full of determination. he runs all the way from chinatown to the set, crashing in just before ronald reagan is about to die and hitting bonzo with a rolled up newspaper. “what did i TELL YOU about killing CIVILIANS” he says. bonzo glares at him with clear human intelligence. “are you fucking kidding me he’s got such an obvious evil aura if you just use your eyeballs to look at him,” he says, gesturing to ronald reagan’s swollen face and distended eyes. “i’m going to count to three and if you haven’t put the actor down by the time i get to three then i’m going to call guanyin,” says the monk. “oh fuck you. fuck you for real,” bonzo says, but he still puts ronald reagan down. “someday you’re gonna see that i was right.” the cameras have been rolling this whole time, and the studio manages to somehow incorporate this into the final cut, although since the two were speaking middle chinese the meaning of their conversation is completely ignored. bonzo and the monk watch it in theatres together. sources report that they split a popcorn, but bonzo ate practically all of it, and after he stole a slurp of the monk’s coca cola the monk just handed over the bottle

i wish i had two bizarre and perhaps steampunk-like devices, one of which brings fictional characters into the real world and the other of which is a time machine. i want to take sun wukong to early 1950s hollywood and encourage him to take the stage name “bonzo.” first of all it would be fun to see him drunk on hollywood stardom. but more importantly i trust he would succeed where that other chimpanzee failed

#ryddles

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i wish i had two bizarre and perhaps steampunk-like devices, one of which brings fictional characters into the real world and the other of which is a time machine. i want to take sun wukong to early 1950s hollywood and encourage him to take the stage name “bonzo.” first of all it would be fun to see him drunk on hollywood stardom. but more importantly i trust he would succeed where that other chimpanzee failed

#ryddles

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#3 is at 34.4 so go with 1 or 2

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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26 April 2024

Environmental engineer and public health consultant Dr. Tamer Al-Najjar reports that despite the occupation’s attempt to destroy it, the Indonesian Hospital will be back to operation within the next few weeks. Work is also already underway to return Al-Shifa Hospital to operation, which we have seen from the social media accounts of staff members.

There is never a time to lose hope, but especially not now. Gaza lives, and Palestine WILL be free in our lifetimes.

#palestine

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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

#liu bang #< prev your mind

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#sturgeonettes <3