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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#return of the Jedi

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I wish people understood I’m not changing topic on purpose. A New Thought™ pops up and must be discussed immediately. The Old Thought™ has ceased to exist.

#and the urge to leap out of a window when people are like wtf

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

#yes #and this is what i should have done #now I've made a fucking mess

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But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me / So I just prayed and I keep praying and praying and praying Ethel Cain - Sun Bleached Flies

#sure seems that way

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#there are several variations #no one ever chooses the correct one

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#my face rn bc i ducking hate crying #at least i was able to hold it together at work #soon as i hit the car i was going full Viola Davis #basically #today was 0/10 and I'm running out of courage

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Xena: Warrior Princess (1995 - 2001) ⤷ Fave Episodes: S3 EP2 “Been There, Done That”

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#life has been teaching me the same lesson for decades #i get it. i don't need these refresher courses

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

#he's so fucking annoying #shut up John

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It's true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it's a little bit of a free for all like yes I'm a woman but I'm also male and I like being called a boy but I'm not a man like sorry I'm on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.

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