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Warm Welcome 18+

John MacTavish x Transmasc Reader

Word Count: 3,546

!! Minors/Non mlm/nblm DNI !!

Summary: John and Reader talk about dicks and things escalate 

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"it's okay, i can peel back the layers of you until i find the soft and gentle core of you you've had to work so hard to hide"? no. no, it's okay, i know you're hollow; i'm here anyway. you don't have to pretend it isn't masks the whole way down. whatever face you want to wear, i still love you. i don't need you to be good or unflinching or the antonym of violence. if i did, i wouldn't be here. i wouldn't ask that of you.

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I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

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Slender, looking at Jeff, Toby, and BEN: Have you no control over them at all?

Y/N: No, none whatsoever.

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puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

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Cute guy

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Me frfr

#cowboy #gay cowboy #cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

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do we really know why rats haven’t taken over yet?

new style practice with none other but Liu <3

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jeff and toby headshot sketches bc i love them

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he's right behind me isnt he

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more band au jeff and toby

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ANGRY MONGOOSES

Person A: “Could you two please stop fighting?”

Person B, C: “But there’s nothing else to do!”

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tobs

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He might