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clockworkkatana replied to your post: clockworkkatana replied to your post: ...

well im glad youre still around doing absolutely jackall i guess

👍

#clockworkkatana

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clockworkkatana replied to your post: @clockworkkatana

you live

If what I do can be considered living, sure.

#clockworkkatana

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@clockworkkatana

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Yes, I’m still here.

No, I don’t want to talk to you.

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rest in pieces rude dorito

#oh my god it's me

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Like for a starter

literally anyone, even if we’ve never rp’d before. make me get off my ass.

#ooc #like for a starter

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Offensive Sentence Starters

“I liked you better when you were dead.”

“Being stuck with you is my worst nightmare coming true.”

“A fool never knows he’s a fool.”

“Just seeing you gives me a headache.”

“Why did you do that?!”

“You just can’t do anything right.”

“You probably can’t even count past ten unless you take off your shoes.”

“I pity your friends for having to deal with you.”

“I pity your parents/family for having to deal with you.”

“It’s amazing you even have friends.”

“You suck.”

“You’re an idiot.”

“Even a kettle has more brain than you.”

“I was just wishing you wouldn’t turn up after all and screw everything up.”

“I know it’s difficult for you to understand, but I don’t have any simpler words to use.”

“Even a baby has more brain than you.”

“You are the least useful person around.”

“It’s sad how incapable you actually are.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake just leave it. There’s no way you’ll ever get it right.”

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precognitiveignition:

so what did you make a planet full of monsters and mayhem

or are you just not finished getting things how you like them and dont wanna show this shit off till its up to standards

Something like that. Maybe a little of both.

So what did I miss down here, Firebird? What’s going on down in Smalldown, Earth?

#precognitiveignition

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riflesquiddle:

well…. alright then!! did they ever get back to their video game?

that is really true lol

No, I think they’re still out there somewhere. Well, at least they won’t attack Earth! ...Probably.

#riflesquiddle

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riflesquiddle:

thats….. really confusing!! how could you have caused that?

yeah!! as long as you dont have to stick around to raise them they can be cute, right??? ;P

You know, you get bored, maybe a little drunk, and rip some characters out of a video game for the hell of it.

They make too much noise.

#riflesquiddle

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//watching your tumblr friends make friends with each other:

#//i'm so pleased #//rune: bridging fandoms since 2016

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precognitiveignition:

honestly there are enough planets around that i dont think anyones gonna cry too hard about it but that sounds like a hell of a pet project

and hey you even care enough about em not to give away their hiding spot

We demonic hybrids find increasingly impossible ways to spend our free time.

It’s not them I’m worried about.

#precognitiveignition #Isn't that your entire shtick

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riflesquiddle:

virtual space pirates???? like, online pirates or almost pirates??

i mean, the big bang is technically more exciting than anything else ever :P but i still like finding little sprouts and bugs and stuff on other planets it is like finding a newborn baby learning to walk!!!!

Online space pirates that manifested in the real world. Which sounds like something I might have done. I’m liking the possibility, here.

Not a fan of kids, but sure, I can get behind that analogy. Life on other planets is like tiny squishy humans toddling along.

#riflesquiddle

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#blame the sinister blonde in the funky hat for this

Chaotic Neutral.

#dashwatching

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starrypsychic:

I am not an idiot! Anyone who feels that way about me is either jealous of my intellect or a moron themselves too dull to see what real intelligence is!

You are doing a wonderful job defending yourself. I am completely convinced.

You did still drop a book in water, though, so we’ll have to work on that.

#starrypsychic #((yeah hopefully i can stick around this time!))

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riflesquiddle:

well obviously not permanently, since you are back!! :P

i am sorry they didnt tell you where they went maybe someday they will reappear like you did!

all sorts of things, but that wasnt the point lol you must have all sorts of stories to tell!!!! how could you get bored out in space???

You’ve always been such an optimist, Pup. It’s endearing.

I have a couple. Fought off virtual space pirates once. Space was more exciting a few billion years ago when it was still just a big explosion.

#riflesquiddle

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starrypsychic:

Excuse me?

Is your hearing already going? Tick tock, better listen to everything you want to hear before you die. No time to spare listening to me repeat myself. 

Besides, I think you got the gist.

#starrypsychic #//ahh it is good to be back! #//i was talking old muses with a friend and this loser came up