ryuunosuke

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#buizel... with oshawott as my partner. live laugh love #pkmn

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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#Whats funny is I don't think its even an uncommon spelling of the name its just not how most people spell it #maybe extra confusing for them bc jts unisex and they just Dont Know

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#snacks

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the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

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do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

#i think rebloggable asks were the best received qol update. fuck everything else

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW BATHROOM TRAP. 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚

#bathroom trap is proven to be too romantic put them in the nerve gas house

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“we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other”

#yeah. #saw

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wait check this out

#vincent #owen

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15% off Simly esims to-day with code "EID"

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real

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Most predators will have reason to kill, such as for food, or to protect their young. The horse is one of the few predators to kill purely for sport.

This is……a lesbian positivity blog

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#the lizard elections are so iconic #people were taking SIDES

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#yellow 💛

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reblog for easter

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who up wanting something they can never have

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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside