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Reverse Trope AU: Dating your enemies sibling

Soap (nicknamed such after being in a form with 4 other Johns) and Tommy are in the same grade. Tommy is an absolute shit to Soap - Soap is a cool nerd, this should not be possible, Tommy won't stand for this unnaturalness!

One day Soap has had enough.

Soap: I swear down mate, if ye don't stop ya shite ah will get ye!

Tommy: Yeah? Hows you gonna do that then?

Soap: *smirks, having learned that Tommy has an older brother, an older brother who is attractive and more than willing to help fuck with his baby bro*

Tommy is freaking horrified when Simon mentions he has a date coming round only for it to be Soap.

Simon thinks it's hilarious to fuck with Tommy and if Soap happens to be cute and sweet, even better.

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I love the way you draw Ghost

He's just so biteable

I wanna chew on him (affectionate)

thank you! you may chew on him

if you're wondering why you look like that it's because I did a poll here before asking my followers what I should draw them as and uh entity won so yeah LOL

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doodled them again

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Ghost’s handwriting either being “this looks like a font” to “can you rewrite this?” and there’s no in between. He’s not immune to it, he’s looked at reports he wrote the day prior and went “What the fuck does this say??”. Price can read it (somehow) and that’s what matters.

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“Friends with benefits”

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So, have you considered that bun!Ghost's teeth just grow? Like rabbits teeth grow continuously throughout their lives. They have to do a lot of daily chewing and gnawing to keep them worn down to usable lengths.

And of course Ghost is just ridiculous at looking after his bun self, he constantly has watery eyes, loss of appetite and gum issues because he doesn't chew the right stuff. Soap gets him to smile ONE time and suddenly he's shoving hay at him! And what's with the chew toys!

Ghost chewing whatever random shit he can his his hands on. Pens, straws, cardboard. None of it is actually helpful, just curbs the urge to chew for a bit (and really fuels Soap's theory that Ghost is some sort of cat shifter) once again, upon finding out that he's actually a rabbit, Soap takes it upon himself to fix all of Ghosts bad habits. Now he's got all kinds of different wooden chews, all natural or naturally dyed. They find he likes pinecones a lot.

Rookies pick up on this and find pinecones and twigs and such and bring them to Ghost as peace offerings if they piss him off. He'll chew on them while appearing completely human, just to weird out anyone who doesn't know he's a rabbit shifter yet.

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Ghost: You have thirty seconds to run and I already started counting

Graves: What-

Ghost: *lunges at him*

Graves: *screams*

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simon riley, ang panget mo talaga (affectionate)

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quick little warmup doodle of them

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I saw an ask for the bunny Ghost Au talking about rabbit fur and knitting, it had me thinking about wether the MacTavish family sell their rabbits fur/skins or do something else with them.

I have a head canon that they sell the fur to Akubra (an Aussie hat company that gets most of its Rabbit fur from Europe) and so there are just a bunch of Scottish farmers running around with Akubras. (I find this idea funny)

Also whenever Ghost has worked with Aussie’s there’s definitely a chance he’s seen them being worn. Would he have any strong emotions about them?

After he tells everyone would he look at one and go “is that you dad”?

Ehehehehehehehehe oh I fucking love this. Headcanon accepted. Soap would absolutely own one of these hats too.

He wears it before Ghost reveals himself and is so proud, because he knows the felt came from the fur of one of his rabbits.

Afterwards, he wasn't even thinking. Just knew he wanted a hat and needed to dress nicely, so he tossed it on. He knows he looks good.

Ghost, the little shit that he is, knows his grin is hidden by his mask. Goes wide eyed and quietly whispers "Dad?" While looking at the hat. The entire room goes silent, you could hear a pin drop. The hearts of the 141 collectively break, Gaz snatches it off Soap's head and launches the hat out the door and into the hall.

Ghost is barely able to form words, he's laughing too fucking hard, as he tries to explain that he had a human father, whom he hated.

Price ages another 10 years that day.

(And if anyone looks it up and sees the hats and wants to draw Sudsy boi in one, please I'll give you my first born 🙏)

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Tw: accidental hitting but I'll still say domestic abuse just to be safe. Ghost would never hit a romantic partner but I had this idea. (Also it's not at all romanticizing it)

Ghoap fanfic idea

Ghost having a panic attack like a really bad one. Soap trying to calm him down but it's not working. He's not listening when Ghost says between gasps of air to go away. Ghost isn't thinking straight. He's not processing that it's soap's hands on his wrists. He feels as if he's a child again. He feels the same terror he did as a kid. Just wishing his father would go away. Just wishing he'd stop hurting him. He just wants him to let go. In his panic to push his father away he hits him but it's not his father. It's Soap. Soap immediately grabs his nose letting out a grunt of pain. Ghost's eyes go wide as he See's blood drip from Soap's nose. "You got me good" Soap laughs, trying to lighten the mood. It doesn't help. Ghost feels a deep sense of terror. Ghost locked himself in the bathroom for that entire night. The terror of believing he is like his father consuming him. He was supposed to break the cycle. God, he wasn't even supposed to fall in love but of course as soon as he does this happens. Maybe he should just break up with soap. It would be safer for soap.

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09' Ghost:" YOU'RE FUCKING CAPTAIN MACTAVISH?!"

22' Ghost:"Captain? Oh god... don't tell me you call him sir in your universe"

22' Soap:"hot"

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Alejandro:"so is Ghost ugly?"

Soap, not wanting anyone to flirt with his man:"hideous, you don't wanna see that face, trust me. I have nightmares because of it."

Alejandro:"Damn...what about that little bug fellow?"

Soap, not wanting anyone to flirt with his other man:"Roach? He's uglier than Ghost."

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Soap:"this is my boyfriend, ghost, and this is his boyfriend, roach."

Laswell:"sorry what?"

Soap:"I'm gay for Ghost but hate Roach, Ghost is gay for me and Roach, and Roach is gay for Ghost but hates me....Got it?"

Laswell:

Laswell:" I suddenly understand why Price drinks so much."

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Soap, grieving the loss of his boyfriend deciding it is time to move him:"I'm so sorry, Gary...I always thought I'd be carrying you bridal style into our home after retirement instead of like this."

Roach:"Why are you moving me?"

Soap:"HOLY SHIT!"

Soap:"I THOUGHT YOU DIED!"

Roach:" why would you think I was dead?"

Soap:"YOU PASSED OUT IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD AFTER BEING SHOT!!!"

Roach"I was just taking a nap."

Soap:"YOU WHERE SHOT AT POINT BLANK! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!"

Roach: 🤷

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Gaz:"So how did y'all get married if Ghost is legally dead?"

Soap:"Oh, we pretended he was Roach!"

Gaz, to ghost:"How do you feel about your man being married to your best friend?"

Ghost:"he's shagging him too so it's only fair."

Gaz:"HE'S WHAT?"

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Ghost:"My mom would have loved you."

Soap:"Awww, that means a lot."

Roach:"what about me?"

Ghost:"oh she would have pulled me aside and asked me if I was sure...my dad would have hated you though."

Roach:"HA! I WIN!"