sadcowboy69

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

[sadcowboy69]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#warrior cats #dont talk to me abt pain unless ur managers also a swiftie 😐 #thousand yard stare

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#can 3 of ur friends not speak #english either

[sadcowboy69]

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

[sadcowboy69]

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

[sadcowboy69]

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

[sadcowboy69]

okay.

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x

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bucket of wet slop ytp

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i don't know guys i kinda like this one

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[sadcowboy69]

Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

[sadcowboy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku