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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

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Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

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mental illness hasn’t been destigmatised but commercialised

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I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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Me every second of every day

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flat babbit <3

#work tag

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y’all will be 24 going “sorry what did europe do to be problematic? i have seasonal depression so idk anything :/”

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50s band: jack scroogly and his rocket cats

60s band: the cunts

70s band: scrungo bungo (named after a character from an obscure 1930s fantasy book)

80s band: coke nose

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sientists won't stop texting me asking for my ideas + research

#me when my boss emails me :(

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cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)