#me when my boss emails me :(

[becca-e-barnes]

I've been writing my dissertation like that gif of the cat frantically slamming a keyboard (you know the one) but it's got me thinking about professor Bucky and how he might incentivise you to get your work done for his class 😏

"You're not getting an extension. Don't even think about e-mailing me for one." The hardest part of dating your lecturer isn't actually the sneaking around; it's that he's a hell of a lot tougher on you than the rest of the class.

"But Bucky I-" You begin but he cuts you off and you know by the look on his face that there's no point pressing it.

"No. You're more than capable and you've got plenty of time to get it done. You don't need an extension, you need to apply yourself."

God, he's annoying. You know you can do it, you never said you couldn't. You just don't want to. There's a massive difference.

He pulls his copy of the required reading out of his bag, setting it on the desk beside your laptop and it takes everything in you not to bury your head in your hands.

"There. I've helped you enough." He nods towards the textbook but when you don't move, he flicks through the pages with a sigh, leaving it open at the chapter you know you should start with.

You sit there for another few seconds in a foul mood, mentally preparing yourself to sit here for the next few hours.

"How about I help you? I get the impression you need an incentive." He knows you too well, there's nothing more motivating than a little treat. "You have 12,000 words to write. For every 1,000 you write this week, I'll give you an orgasm."

Maybe you should complain about his assignments more often.

"Deal." Hell, if you'd known this was coming, you'd have started ages ago.

"Good girl." He laughs, amused at the rate at which your fingers begin to dance over the keyboard.

Getting started isn't too hard. You type out a quick plan of your chapters, dropping in the sources you know you'll need before starting your introduction and with your focus on your work, you hardly notice Bucky sinking to his knees under the desk.

You feel his warm, open mouthed kisses trailing up your thighs under your skirt and his soft groans drag your attention away from the laptop.

"Don't stop working." He insists, licking your sex through your cotton underwear, letting you enjoy the delicious friction on your cunt. "You're almost at the first thousand and it reads well so far." You feel his hot breath against the now wet cotton while one of your hands falls to tug his hair.

"If you stop typing, I stop licking." He threatens, pulling your panties to the side, gliding his tongue against your skin and groaning at the taste of your arousal.

You have just over 200 words until you reach your first thousand and it should be so easy but it becomes even harder when he sinks two fingers into you and you're able to hear how wet you are already.

His lips engulf your clit, sucking gently while flicking his tongue in vertical strokes in time with his fingers curling inside you. "Such a smart girl. I'm so proud of you." He hums before giving you a few broad strokes with a flat tongue.

He knows what his praise does to you and with your thighs clamped around his head, you fly your way through a few hundred more words. He chuckles when you proudly announce you reached a thousand but you don't stop typing at the same frantic pace.

"Sweetheart, if you want to get all 12,000 done this evening, I'll sit here as long as it takes." He smiles against your skin before giving you everything he knows you need. His tongue flicks quickly over your clit and his fingertips rub against the soft, spongy spot inside you and in no time you're gushing against his face, gripping his hair and riding your high out on his waiting tongue.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #professor!bucky #professor!bucky smut #professor smut #look #I'm not saying I'm COMPLETELY screwed #but I think I've girl bossed too close to the sun #I emailed my diss supervisor on Friday asking when my deadline was #apparently it was a week ago 💀 #she's giving me until this Friday bc she's an angel (and the date on some of her material was wrong) #but this is the busiest week of the year for me at work #I have a couple of 4am starts and a few really late nights #and it's period week #so if you happen to see me crying in the university library this week just let me get on with it #but I WILL churn out 12000 words #but truly this post is one of my biggest weaknesses ^^ #men who know you're capable of doing more and try to encourage you rather than convince you that you could get away with doing less 🤤

[front-facing-pokemon]

#shedinja #now THIS is what i'm talkin' about! i love shedinja. i think it's a very unique pokémon and wonder guard is very *cool* if only it were ever #y'know. relevant. this thing is weak to way too many types for it to be relevant but like it's still cool in concept i think #you kinda can't tell what it is from this angle but that's why you have me here to tag it so you do know what it is #so. bit of a life update for you all. i accidentally deleted some semi-important files i needed for work. like two weeks ago #and i didn't realize i did‚ bc they were inside a folder that i deleted. but i didn't need the files at the time and i hadn't for months #i hadn't used those files since like last year. but now i need them again and i just realized that i deleted them two weeks ago #by accident? and now i need them again. to be able to do my work. so i'm actually queueing this guy and the next guy up #while i'm supposed to be working. as i've just sent an email to my boss being like Haha Hey. Do you Have a Backup of tHese Files……… PLease #and i'm hoping DESPERATELY that she does. if she doesn't i'll have to fucking reverse engineer them which i am not excited for #if it comes to fruition. so i'm just hoping she has a copy of them. feelin like shedinja against a fire-type rn fr i swear #i'll let you all know what she says when i get her response. if i get it before i'm done queuing up shedinja and whismur #spoilers. whismur is next but you could just look up the natdex numbers. and know that whismur is next #also don't tell me to look in the trash. on my computer. i know they're not there. for one i checked and for two they couldn't be there #because i rm -r'd the folder. i didn't just right-click delete that shit. i killed that shit. it's GONE #you might be asking me… why would you do that! and i would say? i did not know these files were in there #you didn't ask for all this information so i'm cutting it off here

[satansfavoritestripper]

🏴‍☠️

#just emailed my bosses to go F themselves letss gGGOOOOOO #not really but my sup. send a message this moring with italics and red font 🙄 #vaguing about how my 'team' needs to be present for specific hours regardless of appts #🤔 but all the other campuses are free to leave when no appts 🤔 #and i get no raise for this mandatory change becuz 'its in my contract' #uhhhh not the one i signed ho if the one you updated 10 times since then says that not my issue #i said 'k my new hours are 8-3 effective immediately 💘' #they took all day to send me the 'youre not allowed to work from home' email so lets see how long this response takes #my reply was fired off less than 15 mins later 🫡 test me #vent post #sfs

[httpiastri]

#im about to FREAK OUT bcs of my boss #like yes i'm so thankful and happy to be employed. really. #but my boss is so #it feels like he's never doing anything.... he's only in the office max 2 days per week and idk #hes just very strange #but the worst thing is that he just takes his own work and dumps it on me #which is fine in some ways! like i sometimes just sit around with no work to do #so then it's good to have something to do #but today... not only did i already have a shit ton of work to do but #he tells me to book a hotel for a conference they're having ?? and that's not even near what's in my work description?????? #(i basically just do numbers rn. i sit with spreadsheets and move numbers around and stuff like that) #and the worst part is that he told me i cant email them... i must call........ #and i get that this sounds super silly to those who don't have a fear of speaking on the phone but #it makes me freak the f out #i cant even talk on the phone with my parents. or my brother. or a friend. like genuinely just no i cant #it brings out so so much anxiety in me #i get dizzy just thinking about it #and again this is really really not even similar to anything in my job description ???? i wouldn't have signed up if i knew i had to do thi #and when i have things that i need to do but i physically cant then my brain just goes into pause mode and i don't do anything at all #instead of doing one of the many things i *could* do (like write an email anyway) #there's just no way im gonna be able to call but idk what my boss is gonna think if i mail.... because he specifically said that i must cal #rrGGG im just so frustrated!!!!! #and i needed to get this out.... soz for the rant #i just think i would cry (genuinely) if i were to make that call #alSO BECAUSE THE INSTRUCTION IS SO UNCLEAR LIKE ALWAYS WITH THIS GUY #I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO #gonna go drink a lot of water so i dont cry now 👍 sorry bye

[prolibytherium]

Guy at my job has a one sided beef with me and now my emails are a war zone. Trench warfare in the emails. Fire and screaming and etc.

#I mean I don’t like him either but I have not been the one firing the shots #I’ve been specifically told not to respond and let my bosses handle it but he has a tendency to show up and #corner me in half hour long one sided conversations so I’m living in fear of that now #Basically dude is a massive overachiever and constantly takes on extra work that literally No One is asking him to #do nor is he getting paid for and he’s decided that everyone else (especially me) is lazy for #just doing our actual jobs and not reacting positively when he delegates work to us (he is not our boss) #Like if I breathe wrong he’s sending emails about it but on the rare occasion where I have to note that #he has left some work unfinished (as I am required to do) he acts like he is under fucking attack #It’s really stressing me out tbh #Like my boss is on my side and his behavior is considered inappropriate but like given he’s a company bootlicker who #goes above and beyond for the same pay while I just Do My Fucking Job #He’s definitely of more value to them as a worker than I am

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#man i was like y tf am i so tried i didnt do shit today but no i got like 5hrs sleep. walked to the store in thr 12F weather. carried back #all my groceries. walked to the police station to get keys to the autoclave. read 40 slides abt anime. started redoing a tutorial #and spent 45 min on the phone giving my intake info for a new therapist. everytime i give the spiel it gets more exhausting #it feels so dramatic like whatever ill b fine but no im seeking help for a reason bleh #but now im tired and worried abt the semester bc itll b a lot. many plates to juggle with a fragile mind #my old boss was like u have an ambitious plan for the semester and im like oh boy well see how this goes #hopefully itll b fine once i get in the groove. just go one step at a time #currently i just wanna redraw 4lways sunny screenshots but idk what ones to draw #but should sleep. i gotta write a long email tomorrow morning for a class intro bc look at me im a professional who def #does not have underlying emotional problems. ugh. idk if i described my mood stuff right to the lady on the phone but like i got diagnosed #as b1polar for a reason idk i just still feel like its fake. like ill look at the checklists and get mad when i get a positive result #which is weird bc its like. u went to 3 doctors and they said the same thing shut up. ugh whatever. i need to sleepy #unrelated

[daydadahlias]

Omg I just saw your post about having to fill out a student alert form. Are you ok? Are you safe?

hi Dee :) ok so,,, some Jess lore right now is that I am currently being <3 stalked <3 a little bit irl. which is obviously not great lmfao and I am nOt loving it but I'm safe and I'm ok !!! my life is not in danger. it hopefully will not progress any further now that I've talked to my boss about it and she made me file a student alert form abt the whole thing but !! yeah. it's been. a very frustrating few weeks here in the real world :/

#pigeon #dee #for some context i work at this writing center at my school #assistant director of it in fact :salute: #and when i was doing research last semester for MiM (isn't it funny how all these things loop together) #i had a tinder for a couple days that I used to understand online dating dfghj and to write the chapter where ash/cal make ashton's tinder #and anyway i matched w/ this guy. and we talked for a day #and then i deleted the app bc I was done w/ my research lol #fast forward to now... turns out !! he goes to my school !! #and comes to my work to schedule appointments with Only me #he refuses to go to any other consultant #and he keeps trying/pressuring to ask to work on papers Outside of the writing center #and during appointments he always tries to ask me personal questions about <3 where I'm from and what I do on the weekends <3 #and like he saw me at dinner recently on my day off and came and. sat with me at dinner. even tho I was like ~please leave me alone~ #and emails me outside of writing center hours to ask to meet and look at his paper #and like ! no ! u fuckwad im not doing that lol #so yeah it's been a Constant thing these last four weeks and it's just been Annoying. but after the whole #dinner thing and the email thing. and then another thing today <3 #i talked to my boss and she was like 'ok yeah this is a stalker situation and you need to report it' #soo i did #and we'll see if anything comes of that !! #i love being me it's very fun and exciting #i love how casually i can say I'm being stalked #bc this is not the first time this has happened dfghjk #which makes me sound like sUCH A PICK ME #but this will be my third time being stalked on this college campus #kind of a veteran at this point not to brag

[jeezypetes]

These articles are all self defense anti bullying shit they dont understand when i google “how to wage psychological warfare in the workplace” i mean I’m going on the offensive

#all i have now is just be so sweet and nice so my coworker starts to love me #i really thought he liked me until a few weeks ago when he started unbedazzling the shit i bedazzled and then emailed my boss about how i #left a light on. BITCH #i bet if i google how to di dark magic I’ll just get a bunch of shit about how cursing people is bad or whatever

[soldier-poet-king]

Made it through the worse of my TWO meetings today and it went....okay???? Tentatively even good???? Ppl listened to me????

I mean unfortunately now I have Tasks and Responsibilities including my least favourite task of drafting professional emails to strangers, but y'know, that's life and I can't simply unhinged exclamation point my way out of this one

#franposting #i have not had a single proper meeting since i started here #its a dept of two #AND TODAY??? THERE'S TWO?? AND I HAVE A HEADACHE AND IM ABOUT TO CRY FOR NO REASON #ive been weepy for weeks I straight up just need smthn super cathartic to make me ugly sob #get all that shit out of my system #I HATE EMAILS. EVIL MAIL. TRULY. #esp when i gotta cc my boss and shes gonna SEE that im basically. A Child tm

[hearts-hunger]

i'm deep frying my boss with my mind btw

#listen. this year i actually have a desk in the office which is nice but also not nice in some ways #and one of those ways is that people can now see when i'm sitting at a desk and not running around like a chicken with my head cut off #of course i'm doing lesson plans and writing emails and whatever i'm just SITTING doing work #which to my boss apparently means i am not working ❤️ #he's made it his personal hobby to come in and make ''jokes'' about me not working hard enough or not working at all #and today he said ''maddie have you even moved from that desk all day?'' #and girl i usually am nonconfrontational but when i tell you i saw red #i said ''yes i have! just not when you've been able to come in and make jokes :)'' #and he decided to press it even further and said ''are you sure?'' #and i said ''oh i'm sure! you're welcome to check my schedule if you don't believe me :)'' #he left after that one kind of offended that i dared to ''talk back'' like that and luckily one of my coworkers was in there to witness it #but girl what the fuck ❤️ #i'm so sick of his shit truly!! ❤️ especially when he's never here in the first place so he really has no room to talk ❤️ #maddie.txt

[thedreadvampy]

Kinda pissy bc in my return to work interview (my line manager is on leave so my senior manager did it) she said oooh you've had 7 absences this year that's kind of a lot

but I just looked back through my calendar and I would say actually it's 5 1/2. Cause one I had a PTSD episode at lunchtime and called my boss in tears from my kitchen floor and I was gonna take the remaining 2.5 hours of my day off and work them back later and she was like nah man shut up you're off sick you don't owe anyone that time back. so that was not even a whole day it was like. A longish meeting's worth of time.

but also one illness is recorded as two absences because. and this'll teach me. I had flu but we had a tight deadline so I was off for a day, then came on to work for a day to meet that deadline, then I was off the next day, still with flu. so that's two separate absences. because I came into work when I should have been resting.

so like. Fuck me for trying I guess.

(it's not super relevant cause there's no real unifying condition that needs action. MH episode, migraine, flu, food poisoning, migraine, COVID. and we know about the migraines and have stuff in place to minimise them. It just seems fucked up to me that it counts more against me that I came in in the middle of 2 days of sick leave than that I've been off for a solid week.)

#red said #didn't tell her about the PTSD thing btw that's between me and the Good Manager for just now #i was writing something up and it ended up really worming into my brain and then when i broke for lunch i had a 2 hour panic attack #and i messaged my boss like hey man. can't get off the kitchen floor. will miss the next meeting. and she was like ffs go home. #but other than the ptsd and the migraines these are all viral infections and i don't think 3 viral infections in 8 months is wildly unusual #especially if one of them is COVID #idk i understand that many people get migraines very rarely but 2 work-disrupting migraines in 8 months is actually great for me #when i was in the old flat with the mould and the lack of natural light i was missing about 4 hours a month minimum to migraines #often we're looking at like. biweekly. #migraines Are a disability is the thing and the whole reason i have Teams and email on my phone is bc of how often in part jobs #i have woken up unable to move or sit up because of migraines and needed to call in with minimal movement

[citymiddled]

huge news: the client we signed on last month, the psychic who said i had bad vibes TWICE, finally cancelled. i win

#GOOD RIDDANCE #she emailed me like 5x/day for a fucking month and every time we scheduled a call to review her campaign she'd keep me on for over an hour #AND she'd email my boss when i didnt respond to her literally overnight or on weekends #IM FREE. #atxt

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Me, explaining things in a way that's completely incoherent: I don't understand what you find so difficult to comprehend???

#i think the problem is that something in my brain structures information in a way thats hard for other people to understand #it may be a dyslexia thing. but it is the most frustrating thing to be misunderstood without any #idea of howbwhat ur saying doesnt make sense. like. look. fucking. its right there. laid out in a way that looks like an absolute disaster #bc u would think with as many control issues id b extremely organized but no. i kno where everything is #but its in a pile. aye. this project is such a clusterfuck #this is how my brain collapses. what sort of shape will i b in by the time we finish? (ie my birthday lol) #let's not think abt it. it wont b good. #everyday i get texts and emails and i have to put my head down and take a deep breath so by brain doesnt explode. the amount of psychic #pain i am burdened with when i open my manuscript doc is shocking. #is this my villian origin story? ive lost the ability to not look like im in pain while im in meetings. if u pay close attention u can see #the misery behind my eyes. my boss is gonna turn up the 23rd and b like: ready to go get icecream to celebrate #ur paper and phd accptance? and im gonna b like: i would rather eat glass #if u try to rope me into a surprise party i might walk out. excpet i wont bc im not that much of a brat #theres nothing to celebrate. just let me lay down on the floor for a while #unrelated

[thmollusk]

me and my autism vs. the aba therapy supporting autism and disability awareness hr person at my work who will win

#tape.text #she gave the WORSTTTT speech during training about how to support ‘people with autism’ #(she said autistic people prefer person first language which. no we don’t man where’ve you been #she used to work aba for five years before this job #i brought up that a girl at camp has a lot of autistic behaviors and was wondering if she has paperwork #because i remember being a little undiagnosed girl and struggling so bad in school #and she email me back like ‘ok i talked to mom and dad and dad is going to be her aide at camp now ☺️’ #NO!!!!!!!! she doesn’t need an aide what the fuck it’s summer camp 😭😭😭 #if she’s overstimulated we give her something else and give her time to herself #when i brought up the girls behaviors my boss said the hr lady would come in and observe her and THEN talk with parents if she saw something #she IMMEDIATELY ratted us out bro 😭😭😭 #i even said in my email that in the school year i’m a full time 1:1 in an autism based classroom like I KNOW WHAT IM DOING MAN 😭😭 #i’m just so fed up. what do i have to do to take this lady’s job because i would do it better

[floofyfluff]

i have been going through things to an exceptionally impressive degree on like three separate fronts over the last week. and i finally got done losing my mind about it today and instead turned all my despair into committing several malicious acts. none of which i regret bc the people who will and are suffering as a consequence of my actions all fucking deserve it.

#channeled my mother for a second at work pulling like eight trump cards all at once and using them to obliterate the manager #but ive tried to go through appropriate channels and he is useless so he had his second third fourth fifth chances #goodbye sir you finally crossed the line and forced me to deal with an actual legal/safety issue #so ive now gone over your head and sicked the department heads on YOUR boss #also made someone screenshare with me while they put notes on my application case file for school #bc they keep sending me the same canned response liek somehow its my fault my school is bankrupt and didnt give my transcript to the state #additionally am being cc'ed on a friends immigration lawyer emails so i can chime in when he loses his mind like No You Listen Here #like jesus mother fucking CHRIST why do i have to fight for everything tooth and fucking nail

[batemanofficial]

will somebody please come spray me with a spray bottle like a cat every time i tab over to my email bc i am constantly thinking abt putting in my two weeks

#speak friend and enter #hate this job!!!! not to sound like a broken record but i do hate it!! #my boss fucked up my taxes so now i can't clock in until she fixes it #so im just kinda here twiddling my thumbs (but with the full intent to charge her for a full day) #and i have nothing to do bc im done w the projects she had me working on earlier #but she just emailed me to say 'stop having me check your work. im too busy' JUST AFTER she told me 'why don't you have me check your work. #like. does she prefer whipped cream cartridges or keyboard cleaner when she does whippets bc SOMETHING is killing her braincells