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Alastor's got WHO

This took much longer than i wanted but anyway

You didn't need to know that, but now i'm seriously thinking for real rules for that game they're playing in the beginning, KJFHDFLJKGFJHSJKGS i kinda wanna make it and make this game an absolute MESS to make everyone SUFFER AHAHAHAA

Lucifer saying WAWAWA was my best idea honestly, he's so pathetic

also, sudden headcanon, vox was the one who tought alastor that he can spy on people using radio. Alastor just never thought of it before, but it's kinda useful when you wanna hear what people talk about you when you leave the room

Also bonus

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omgg thanks for over 6k on this post!!!!

here's more Velvette content, inspired by @moonshineandstars05 's idea

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4.1 is the jailbreak patch after all, just with a wrong child

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Blitz is still thinking of horse names, couldn’t make out the whole line thing though

EDIT: found a picture of it

He’s shipping his OCs!!!!

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Strange Bird

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Dropkicks this thing out of my Procreate gallery before I ruin it with more filters.

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I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌

I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!

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There are no stupid questions

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you know what really gets my goat?

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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

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I'm thinking of adding a mustache on lucifers face

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They forgot to tell him

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i asked the server to help me out with this and we kinda went overboard lmao

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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A murder mystery film set in a medieval village. After an outbreak of plague, the villagers make the decision to shut their borders so as to protect the disease from spreading (see the real life case of the village of Eyam). As the disease decimates the population, however, some bodies start showing up that very obviously were not killed by plague.

Since nobody has been in or out since the outbreak began, the killer has to be somebody in the local community.

The village constable (who is essentially just Some Guy, because being a medieval constable was a bit like getting jury duty, if jury duty gave you the power to arrest people) struggles to investigate the crime without exposing himself to the disease, and to maintain order as the plague-stricken villagers begin to turn on each other.

The killer strikes repeatedly, seemingly taking advantage of the empty streets and forced isolation to strike without witnesses. As with any other murder mystery, the audience is given exactly the same information to solve the crime as the detective.

Except, that is, whenever another character is killed, at which point we cut to the present day where said character's remains are being carefully examined by a team of modern archaeologists and historians who are also trying to figure out why so many of the people in this plague-pit died from blunt force trauma.

The archaeologists and historians, btw, are real experts who haven't been allowed to read the script. The filmmakers just give them a model of the victim's remains, along with some artefacts, and they have to treat it like a real case and give their real opinion on how they think this person died.

We then cut back to the past, where the constable is trying to do the same thing. Unlike the archaeologists, he doesn't have the advantage of modern tech and medical knowledge to examine the body, but he does have a more complete crime scene (since certain clues obviously wouldn't survive to be dug up in the modern day) and personal knowledge from having probably known the victim.

The audience then gets a more complete picture than either group, and an insight into both the strengths and limits of modern archaeology, explaining what we can and can't learn from studying a person's remains.

At the end of the film, after the killer is revealed and the main plot is resolved, we then get to see the archaeologists get shown the actual scenes where their 'victims' were killed, so they can see how well their conclusions match up with what 'really' happened.