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I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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that moment when charlie slimecicle is trending on twitter

also someone marked the video as sensitive content 😭

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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

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colllection

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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the deeply personal and relatable traumatized autistic experience of putting yourself in the role of the monster, both out of a desire for revenge and out of some desperate need to explain the incomprehensible hatred everyone seems to have for you 😔

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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too. 

I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.

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If you have ever tried Minecraft it is like shooting guns

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ctommy as an atsushi panel because i started reading bsd

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thrift store cat figure

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