what are you gonna do with that big paw? gonna boop me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot.
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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".
And then they get married.
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys
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artistic rendition of .Jpeg sitting like a freak
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In the club freakin it Wilson style
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Every time I look up an episode guide for the Dungeon Meshi anime it kind of throws me that episodes of Dungeon Meshi have exactly the same titling convention as episodes of Hannibal.
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rattling her around in my skull
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