I don’t understand why some snacks are “funu-sized”, there’s really nothing “fun” about having a smaller portion of food.
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I don't undterstand why there is a photo of Kansas or whatever the hell this flat place is. Why didn't they put a picture of Alaska?
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when i turn 18
mom: go do this thing
me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master
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Ordering food: uh
Paying for groceries: uh
Buying a movie ticket: uh
Riding in the car with someone: uh
School: uh
Choking to death: uh
My life: uh
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crowley makin hot dogs for my brah policeghost!!!
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Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars
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normal person: watches a movie, likes it a lot, the end
me: watches a movie, likes it a lot, becomes obsessed with it, falls madly in love with at least one character in it, makes artwork and writes fan fiction based off of it, devotes countless hours to blogging, talking, and flailing about it, cries and rolls around on the floor at least once per day because of how much I love it, dies of emotional reaction to it, the end.
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me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries
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do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
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