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Seungcheol: [pretends to stretch arms]

Seungcheol: [puts arm around Jeonghan]

Jeonghan: [smiles at Seungcheol]

Mingyu: [watches Seungcheol]

Mingyu: [looks at Minghao next to him]

Mingyu: [pretends to stretch]

Mingyu: [hits Minghao in the face with his elbow]

Mingyu: [mumbles] Oh shit.

Minghao: What the fuck!?

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Interviewer: So... Seungcheol. What exactly do you do for work? Seungcheol [with absolutely no shame]: Mostly I just stick by Jeonghan and look either pretty or intimidating depending on what the situation requires. Jeonghan: He is very good at his job. Jeonghan: Husband, bodyguard and eye-candy all rolled into one.

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Hyunjin: The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.

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Chan: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Minho: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now, no response.

Jisung: wow, they sound pretty stupid.

Minho: they're not though! they're actually really smart, just maybe a little dense.

Jisung: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, I don't know.... "Hey! I love you!"

Minho: I guess you're right

Minho: hey Jisung, I love you.

Jisung: yeah! Just like that!

Minho: holy fucking shit

Jisung: if that flies over their head, I'm sorry Minho, but they're just too dumb for you.

Minho: ....Jisung

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Jisung, seeing Minho for the first time: Woah, he's fucking gorgeous.

Changbin: Don't be jealous, you're pretty too.

Jisung: I'm not being jealous, Changbin, I'm being gay.

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Jisung: Hey Felix, have you seen a little black book anywhere?

Felix: Oh yeah, it's on the couch over there. Nice story, got a few plot holes, but it's a good start for a Minho X reader fanfic!

Jisung: That's. My. Diary

Felix:

Felix: Oh

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saw this meme going around hoyolab so i wanted to do it too!

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a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

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pretty (dumb) setters

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🎶🎶

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Modern au sumeru babies 🍀☂️

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woosh woosh anemo babyyyyy

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Dead friends watching their anemo friends from the afterlife

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ayalumi xiaolumi amberlumi dottolumi chilumi albelumi shenlumi dilumi kaelumi dainslumi saralumi eilumi zhonglumi venlumi monalumi cynolumi dehyalumi knavelumi noellumi shinolumi ittolumi razorlumi nilumi tighlumi so true

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Cyno: I have a science headcanon

Tighnari: Can you please just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person

Cyno:

Cyno: So my science headcanon-

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