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If history repeats this will get no love but my WIP will continue to be rather popular but what are you gonna do? Aaaaanyways, here’s a finished Ankarna. I’m thinking that the harvesty crown might be better for an autumn deity but Brennan did she she was the goddess of Summer, justice AND harvest so there it is.

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everybody who was theorizing about buddy becoming a new cleric of Cassandra and turning over a new leaf has gotta be having the roughest time rn, I’m so sorry

#there are still a few episodes left #we can still clutch this #dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 fhjy #d20 #fantasy high junior year #I actually always assumed he was going to shift to an uncorrupted Ankarna

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I am still obsessed with the fact that the warrior of light canonically carries up to 2000 smartphones on their person at any given time and uses them like money to pay for stuff

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The fact that Bud the Postman is harassing Kristen’s parents on her behalf with no one knowing while he delivers their mail lmao

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baby’s first yee haw 🤠🦩🐴

Took my lil flamingo out into the real world today for the time time & they wouldn’t let us leave the grocery store without a horsey ride. Baby gets what baby wants, them’s the rules 🤷‍♀️

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I’ve been 100%ing Yakuza 0 and this is what everything feels like

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started playing mahjong soul i think im metamorphosing into the worst version of myself via ranked mahjong.

#damn do i feel that tho

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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"YOU CANT BUZZ IN NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER THIS ISNT FUCKING UM ACTUALLY" Siobhan says, standing next to two um actually hosts

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I'm listening to fantasy high. All these player characters are really charming, I can't really pick a favorite. Love the adopted orc, the delusional private investigator goblin, the neglected elf girl and the punk girl tiefling. Not good at names

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Our queen

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“we have lost fleek… and there is no heir” the energy in this room is insane

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1. a couple months ago a publicist invited me to a concert and i accepted her invite and she said she’d add my name to the guest list. the night of the concert i was feeling a little tired and not entirely up for walking all the way to the venue and standing around listening to a band i’d never heard of. but then, as i was making dinner, i thought, “why don’t you pretend this is a date night with bill hader?” i realize this is an insane person thing to think. i do often go to concerts with friends; i am not in the habit of pretending bill hader is accompanying me to concerts. but that night i did put on the band’s album and pretend that bill hader was dancing around the kitchen with me while i cooked. and then i pretended that bill hader threw his arm around me on the walk to the venue and walked slower than usual because he’s taller and his paces are longer than mine. then i got to the venue. and i told the lady in the ticket booth that i was on the guest list. and i gave her my name. and she handed me two tickets, and she said, “here, for you and your plus one.” i was all alone in front of the box office. there was no one else around. at no point leading up to this had the publicist mentioned giving me a plus one. i laughed a little to myself at the idea of Imaginary Bill Hader being given his own ticket and then i went inside.

2. on the way home from acting class tonight, a long walk in the cold, i came upon a diner lit in warm golden hues, and i hadn’t eaten all day, and it looked irresistible, so i went inside. “for one,” i said, and the hostess said, “do you want to eat at the bar?” and i said, “no thanks, could i sit at a table?” and i was ushered to a table for two. it was a pretty busy night and i was kind of self-conscious about being the only person eating alone so i was like, “well okay i’ll just imagine i’m on a date with bill hader again haha.” and so i sat there and enjoyed some very good sweet potato ravioli with chestnut-cream sauce, and what was perhaps the best cheesecake i’d ever eaten in my life, all the while imagining bill hader seated in the empty chair across from me. and then at the end of the meal, my waitress came and cleared away my dessert plate, and she looked at me, and then she looked at the empty chair, and then she looked back at me, and then she said, “are you paying separate or together?” again, the other seat was empty. i had been sitting at this table fully by myself for the entire duration of the meal. the waitress had come by the table perhaps five or six times over the course of the hour, seeing me completely alone. and i said, “sorry?” and she said, “separate or together?” and i said, “…together?” and she said, “cool, do you need the machine?” and i said, “yes” and she brought the machine over and i paid, because my dinner companion, despite apparently being visible to my waitress, was imaginary bill hader. 

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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