samuelroukin

[samuelroukin]

ohhh yeah 7 hours of talk about animal senses lfg

finished my current (truly terrible dear lord) audiobook now i have to pick a new one??? how

#ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

Liking my posts is basically the same as hitting me in the praise kink

[samuelroukin]

finished my current (truly terrible dear lord) audiobook now i have to pick a new one??? how

#maybe i’ll just relisten to children of ash and elm actually #ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

[samuelroukin]

Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now

[samuelroukin]

WHO is gonna come suck me. This is an open invitation

#PLEASE #non vampires too tbh #sorry #sent

[samuelroukin]

angery 👀 36k words btw. if you care.

#next chapter in two or three days?? hopefully #ben.txt #writing tag

[samuelroukin]

#not Usually lol #like i'll feel the effects but most of the time it's just entertainment/enjoying the story #polls

[samuelroukin]

ough i'm bored <- guy who has to write a hard scene and is putting it off

#ben.txt #writing tag #sort of lmao

[samuelroukin]

If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

#whole ass movie with a cast of real actors for the main characters and just made up faces for anyone who's not as important #polls

[samuelroukin]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[samuelroukin]

[samuelroukin]

#most of the time No because?? what are you trying to achieve here. but there have been one or two where i was like ok. unnecessary! #mostly they're just funny tho #or so unoriginal that it's like why did you bother #polls

[samuelroukin]

affirmations for crossing the road:

- i know what i'm doing

- the road will always be clear when i want to cross it

- nobody will ever beep their horn at me because i'm special

- drivers will recognise my divine right of passage and stop for me

#what are they gonna do? hit me? i dare you bro

[samuelroukin]

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also someone you'd look for the northwest passage with

[samuelroukin]

Please please please let me hunt you down I promise I’ll only kill and eat you a little please please please

[samuelroukin]

mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with