samwellconfessions

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SOMEONE doesnt read the newsletter 😒😒😒

omg did you hear that ollie and wicky from the hockey team are married?

of COURSE we’ve heard, wellie. we read their newsletter like its the word of god :)

#ollie #wicky #check please

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I hate The Swallow so fucking much. We have a real school newspaper! The Daily Wellie is genuine and reputable and gives ACTUAL experience that journalism students can ACTUALLY put on a resume! I'm sick of that glorified gossip rag getting all the attention when there are people out here doing actual work 🙄🙄🙄

if you think a tumblr account named Samwell Confessions cares about reputable sources......... you’re barking up the wrong tree friend

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#the swallow #the daily wellie #omgcheckplease #check please #samwell confessions

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Ummm, to the person who commented before on Samwell's own Montagues and Capulets. I'm not trying to out anyone but your detection of sexual tension between those teams are spot on... I'm just a random anon but this is a confessions blog so let's just go by the honors system. But trust me. Like, I'm sensing a truce in the next year or two.

youve heard it here first folks: we're projecting a hockey / lax truce due to a forbidden romance (hopefully without all the death) within the next few years

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#check please #omgcheckplease #omgcp #lax team #lax bros #smh #smh team #samwell confessions

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denice ford can manage my stage anytime

id let her run my rehearsal room if you know what i mean 👀👀

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#check please #omgcheckplease #omgcp #ford #smh #samwell confessions

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Are goalies as wack as ours or is it just us?

u could not pay me to know a single fact about hockey outside of how pretty our team is

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#check please #omgcheckplease #omgcp #smh #samwell confessions

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so you were just gonna drop these tags and expect SAMWELL CONFESSIONS to ignore them?

do you perhaps have a secret, @samwell-lax-bros 🧐🧐🧐

i want to facilitate a romeo and juliet situation with the hockey and lax teams i just think more of them should be in love

spread love not hate anon ✊ we're on board

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SCATTER!

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#me running away w all my horny anons packed in suitcases #they cant catch us if we dont stop running

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Wait... can I ship whatever waiter runs the Jerrys account with the Lax manager? Their fight was hot...

theres nothing sexier than enemies to lovers 🥴🥴🥴 what do yall have to say for yourselves @jerrys-waitstaff @samwell-lax-bros?

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#stay tuned for when we set up the person behind the meme page snd the person behind the swallow's official page next

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Wait... can I ship whatever waiter runs the Jerrys account with the Lax manager? Their fight was hot...

theres nothing sexier than enemies to lovers 🥴🥴🥴 what do yall have to say for yourselves @jerrys-waitstaff @samwell-lax-bros?

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#samwell confessions: bringing love across campus since 2021 ;-)

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@samwell-lax-bros​ any of you boys looking for a boyfriend on a rival team 👀

i want to facilitate a romeo and juliet situation with the hockey and lax teams i just think more of them should be in love

spread love not hate anon ✊ we're on board

click here to submit a confession!

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its like a horny little fairytale 🥺

@jerrys-waitstaff

Wait... can I ship whatever waiter runs the Jerrys account with the Lax manager? Their fight was hot...

theres nothing sexier than enemies to lovers 🥴🥴🥴 what do yall have to say for yourselves @jerrys-waitstaff @samwell-lax-bros?

click here to submit a confession!

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i want to facilitate a romeo and juliet situation with the hockey and lax teams i just think more of them should be in love

spread love not hate anon ✊ we're on board

click here to submit a confession!

#omgcp #check please #omgcheckplease #samwell lax boys #lax team #smh #samwell confessions

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Wait... can I ship whatever waiter runs the Jerrys account with the Lax manager? Their fight was hot...

theres nothing sexier than enemies to lovers 🥴🥴🥴 what do yall have to say for yourselves @jerrys-waitstaff @samwell-lax-bros?

click here to submit a confession!

#jerry's #lax team #samwell confessions #omgcheckplease #check please

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for the sake of our sanity it might be time to publically shame all the men's teams 👀🔪

anytime i see that shitty dude from the hockey team i hear kill bill sirens in my head

kill bill sirens in the head is just a symptom of being around the hockey team 😔👌

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personally in my opinion to me i think that maybe annie's and jerry's should date

we're shipping restaurants now i guess... @annie-from-annies and @jerrys-waitstaff thoughts??

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#and thats a big ouch for jerrys #hard to see a guy get rejected publically #hope the demon keeps u company bud

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anytime i see that shitty dude from the hockey team i hear kill bill sirens in my head

kill bill sirens in the head is just a symptom of being around the hockey team 😔👌

click here to submit a confession!

#omgcp #smh #samwell confessions #check please #shitty knight

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personally in my opinion to me i think that maybe annie's and jerry's should date

we're shipping restaurants now i guess... @annie-from-annies and @jerrys-waitstaff thoughts??

click here to submit a confession!

#annies #jerrys #samwell confessions #samwell univeristy #omgcheckplease #check please #omgcp