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i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it

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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

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Aye what the fuck I literally just toured this place...

Among those arrested in Atlanta today were Noelle McAfee, Chair of the Philosophy Department at Emory University. You can hear her ask the PhD student taking the video:

“Can you call the Philosophy Department office and tell them I’ve been arrested?...I’m Noelle McAfee, I’m Chair of the Philosophy Department”

#what the hell...

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Hello ^_^ Outfit pictures! Aren’t I just adorable?

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Fun Fact . . I make myself go out on a walk outside of college, so i can look at nature and just have a nice calming time because I know the world is beautiful . Took this picture as the flowers looked pretty. ♡

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My meds taste like shit therefore I am not taking them

(and I'm paranoid af buuuuut there aren't any meds for that 🤭)

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Sending this to my dad in like 20 years if I'm still alive by then

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#sandman save tag

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Me, in my head: The sweat from my balls is worth more than your promises

Me, if I ever tried to use that line irl: The promises on my balls are worth more than your sweat

#nsft

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Does anyone remember the car hammer girl? Did anything come of that or was it just like a thing that happened

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If I didn't have enough mental jade to please the emperor I would hate myself 🤭

I am such a piece of shit

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Ngl this was also how I thought about my sister, but now she's out of the pit. Happy. Laughing at me. With her damn boyfriend...

Motherfuckers...

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#don't worry it's nothing personal just a bpd split #still love you sis :3 #and boyfriend :3 #you both drive me crazy :3

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You're fucked. Cooked. It's over for you bro. I am all have and all you will ever have. We're both stuck in this pit so you better get used to my company.

:3

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I love seeing posts dunking on Musk on my dash