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AtsuHina Week 2023 Day 1: Sunrise

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Started listening to Malevolent

Why did no one tell me it's about level headed Sherlock Holmes being possessed by Demon With Anger Issues

#my shit #malevolent #malevolent arthur

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#either stare at them or blow on them until they disappear behind furniture #then alocate to the farthest place from then and not go near there for a solid week or 2

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i had a dream that i was reading the odyssey and when odysseus came home in disguise penelope slept with him and then he tried to like yell at her for sleeping with him and she was like you hypocrite it’s you and then i had to look it up to make sure that didn’t happen

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The bean jar

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Never give up Queens, one day we will get ‘Yaoi!!! in Water’ about a lesbian synchronised swimming team

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cover them up, slut

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

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Quiet Zemnian mornings ✨️🌄

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Hehe the Odysseus evolution

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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Strange Bird

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

#also tupperware #you thought your parents were out of their mind for the amount they had #they were not

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Still Banging Out Tunes.

Happy 4/13