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Did you notice the detail in the trailer?

it’s kinda insane every little thing that the trailer showed us but this one hurt me.

While over analyzing the scenes i realized the heart in his forehead breaks from when he’s a kid to when he’s older.

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I want to marry my best Friend so much rn 😭

I told her i rly like Lucifer Morningstar so she drew me and him together 😭

Like hello girl 😩🤞🏻🎀

#bro if someone did something like this for me I would marry them on the spot wtf 😭 #like that is so fucking thoughtful and sweet I can’t

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The Fall

click for better quality and if you like it please reblog it <3

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Gnaws my fuckin arm off my body why is he so cute

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Ok, I know we’re all hoping for a sweet “Loser, Baby” reprise between Angel and Husk…

But let me do you one better:

Angel singing a heartfelt reprise of “Poison” about how Husk is his cure.

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[Quiet Slumber]

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First (real) date 🤗

based on this text post

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Ok I have this idea, the cast singing MCR’s Na na na na na

(Lucifer)

The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary

It’s time to do it now and do it proud.

Killjoys make some noise

Everyone (nananana chorus)

(Angel/Husk)

Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs

I don’t need it, but I’ll sell what you got.

Take the cash and I’ll keep it.

Eight legs to the wall, hit the gas kill them all.

And we crawl x3 you be my detonator.

(Charlie /Vaggie)

Love, gimme love, gimme love

I don’t need it, but I’ll take what I want from your heart.

And I’ll keep it in a bag, in a box

Put an X on the floor

Gimme more x3

-Everyone-

Shut up and sing it with me, from mall security (nananananana)

To every enemy (nananananana)

(The Vee’s)

We’re on your property, standing in V formation

Let’s blow an artery, (nananananana)

Eat plastic surgery (nananananana)

Keep your apology, give us more detonation

More gimme more, gimme more

(Alastor)

Oh let me tell you ‘bout the sad man,

Shut up and let me see your jazz hands

Remember when you were a madman

thought you was Batman

And hit the party with a gas can

Kiss me you animal!

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Charlie: Come on! No more distractions. We have to help you get redeemed and become an angel!

Angel, sighing, staring at Husk and barely listening: “You know, Husk calls me Angel.”

Vaggie: That’s because it’s your fucking name

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These are some of my fav “blink and you’ll miss it” screenshots of Lucifer

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Helluva Boss as textposts part 18/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21

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i mean

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Alastor getting kidnapped eventually becomes a running joke in the hotel. First time it happened, there was plenty of panic. Even Lucifer, who didn't care much at all for the Overlord at that point in time, couldn't help but worry about whatever torture Alastor's captors must be subjecting him to. Charlie was so broken over Sir Pentious's loss, she can't go through that again. Only Husk is unconcerned, rolling his eyes at everyone's antics.

Finally they're able to track down the kidnapper and make a plan to rescue him. Charlie's got her shield, Vaggie her angelic spear, Niffty's cackling and clutching her dagger. Angel's packing heat, Lucifer's ready to start incinerating things. And Husk, well, he's there. Rolling his eyes still.

They make it as far as the front door when a mass of black tentacles shoots out, smacking Lucifer to the ground. It's more shock than anything that keeps Lucifer from breaking free, and out strides Alastor, dripping with blood and appearing equally surprised to see Lucifer and everyone else. He cheerily laughs off everyone's concerns and suggests they all head back to the hotel for a well-deserved meal after a frankly exhausting day.

It's on the way back that Husk explains; Alastor gets kidnapped all the damn time. He lets it happen. It's like a game to him. If he were in genuine trouble he could have summoned Husk and Niffty at any time but he never does because he's more than capable of dealing with just about anyone who's stupid enough even to try taking him against his will. Angel Dust asks why Niffty looked so worried then and Husk just shrugs and says she always is, no matter how many times Alastor proves he doesn't need it.

There's still some worrying the next few times Alastor is kidnapped, and although she doesn't rally the whole crew for a rescue, Charlie still tracks down Alastor's kidnappers each time, just in case. But over time it becomes an ongoing joke, and Angel Dust suggests that it's probably also a form of stress relief for Alastor, since it affords him an opportunity to go all out with his powers against opponents who instigate fights away from the hotel. Added bonus: Alastor nearly always cooks when he comes back.

NORMAL MEAT! He's just in a good mood after slaughtering and so feels up to cooking for everyone!

Bonus RadioApple: No matter how many times he proves he doesn't need a rescue, however, Lucifer always goes, even long after Charlie's stopped. Because unlike the others, he's aware of the fact that Alastor's injured - Alastor refused to let Lucifer heal the wound, and short of holding Alastor down and forcing his healing on him, there's nothing Lucifer can do to change his mind - and he knows Alastor's putting on a strong front for the others. When Alastor asks why Lucifer even bothers at this point when Alastor's already shown he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself, Lucifer just shrugs and says that he doesn't want the one time he doesn't show up to turn out to be the one time he ends up being needed. He's gotten used to Alastor's presence in the hotel at this point. He'd be... bothered if Alastor didn't come back.

Alastor's not quite sure what to say to this, other than he's grown 'used to' Lucifer's presence as well.

👀

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something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six

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this one’s inspired by @cringefailvox’s time has changed the metaphor!

It was such a good read and I couldn’t stop thinking about these three ever since.

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PLEASSSSS!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! can you draw one of Lucifer's ducks!?!?! :3

bday duckie