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no my body already makes weird enough sounds when im /trying/ to do it. i think if you did that they would invent a new word to describe the pain 👍🏻 but thank u :)

"You don't think I can be gentle?"

>He brings himself forward with his elbows on the floor and chinhands at you.

"I can help you stretch! Lets hear those pops."

#termia #fantrollology #askter

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hi termia I wanted to come let u know that I was inspired to work on my splits again. ill keep u updated 🫡

>He gets a good laugh out of the fact that you needed to tell him, then he drops down into a split of his own.

"Did you need some help with that?"

#termia #fantrollology #askter

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EVIL orfuse

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Spins on my head on your head

HOW IS SHE DOING THAT!!!!

#roetrolls #askter

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Hey don't blame me blame the rat*

(*The rat is a narrative device and is not culpable for my actions)

What's Perspep doin in there. In that söup.

I believe a certain moth-esque troll is calling in a favor.

#star #roetrolls #askter

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persep did you like zurven while he was growing up? i mean i know he spent most of the time in that closet but was he nice to have around at all

“Of course not. He was a brat.”

#persep #anonymous #askter

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hey lopard did persep buy you nice ingredients to cook with when you were trapped in his hive

“Yes. If only because he also had to eat and I cannot imagine him doing multiple grocery trips.

He needed us nice and fed if we were going to use our powers for him”

#lopard #fantrollology #askter

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Cylion, do you believe in redemption for people who have done others serious harm?

"If they are serious about seeking it, truly remorseful for the action, and not being flimsy about it, why not?"

#cylion #anonymous #askter

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ohhh you want to be assigned a chase sasster alien race soooooo bad

#pspspspsps

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ohhh you want to be assigned a chase sasster alien race soooooo bad

#take my uquiz boy

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gas is 80$/tank down here and its hurting like hell

taking commissions right now for

-> headshots (25), busts (45), fullbodies (60): all include shading, can be painted for a fee

-> designs (on/off base as an option: 45$ for on, 60$ for off; price can be negotiated IF the design is simple)

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oh hallo~

this is lorenz weisse, and despite how he looks, he actually oversees the mechanics and engineering on the ripmaw

when no one else can figure out how to fix a machine, they bring this guy out and he just does a gay little strut towards the machine, dirtytalks it in his high pitched, heavily accented voice, futzes with it, and somehow walks away with it working again

most people think hes Very weird and choose not to talk to him unless they absolutely have to

#he’s so silly to me #now that’s a spicy meatball

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oh mein gott

lorenz is available for asks

#now that’s a spicy meatball #dunks his head in a toilet

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If it fits, I sits c: ...seashell fire kitten wallpie still available on Patreon

#OHHHHHHHHHH

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

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how bad me i be