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after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them

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hand in unloveable hand.

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gideon is canonically a massively horny virgin who has never so much as kissed anybody in her life and whose idea of sex is solely based on vanilla ass porno mags. she dies and gets brought back to life with all her open wounds and she gets assigned canon degenerate sex freak ianthe as her companion and other half and of course what are you going to do if not hook up. except that their ideas of what is arousing are vastly different so gideon periodically goes "don't put your tongue there you fucking necro freak" and ianthe is like "not even a little bit? :/"

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Tanthamore Tuesday, anyone?

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Intermission is almost over. Take your seats and prepare for Act II. #InterviewWithTheVampire

#babygirl

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crazy out of context and not much better with context

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this is "laois should get many cuddles" propaganda

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i think we should make kabru the representative of the neurodivergent experience along with laios because

#he’s so real

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Kabru is so fucking Something to me because here's a guy who knows the ins and outs of killing three people in ten seconds flat and can mentally map out how any given person works for the most part as well as their relation to those around them with pretty fuckin' impressive of accuracy. He's a charmer, he's precise, and he's willing to die should it have the off chance of preventing tragedy, i.e., the one he survived as a child. And he fucking despises monsters. And he was accused of being one as a kid thanks to his eyes. And he sure as hell internalized that. He's a "freak" for exactly what it means to be a person in regards to interpersonal relationships and where blood is pumped and what makes someone who they are. Kabru is a very well-done depiction of somebody in love with humanity whose love for it is born out of notable estrangement from it.

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Kabru is so fucking Something to me because here's a guy who knows the ins and outs of killing three people in ten seconds flat and can mentally map out how any given person works for the most part as well as their relation to those around them with pretty fuckin' impressive of accuracy. He's a charmer, he's precise, and he's willing to die should it have the off chance of preventing tragedy, i.e., the one he survived as a child. And he fucking despises monsters. And he was accused of being one as a kid thanks to his eyes. And he sure as hell internalized that. He's a "freak" for exactly what it means to be a person in regards to interpersonal relationships and where blood is pumped and what makes someone who they are. Kabru is a very well-done depiction of somebody in love with humanity whose love for it is born out of notable estrangement from it.

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Kabru is so fucking Something to me because here's a guy who knows the ins and outs of killing three people in ten seconds flat and can mentally map out how any given person works for the most part as well as their relation to those around them with pretty fuckin' impressive of accuracy. He's a charmer, he's precise, and he's willing to die should it have the off chance of preventing tragedy, i.e., the one he survived as a child. And he fucking despises monsters. And he was accused of being one as a kid thanks to his eyes. And he sure as hell internalized that. He's a "freak" for exactly what it means to be a person in regards to interpersonal relationships and where blood is pumped and what makes someone who they are. Kabru is a very well-done depiction of somebody in love with humanity whose love for it is born out of notable estrangement from it.

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After recent events, I felt like I should update this meme

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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

🦴 pupperoni Follow

I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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*explosion sounds*