Love really has to be blind because Eddie saw the scariest shit that any human could see and he spent half of his time eye fucking Steve without hesitation, then giving him his vest that covered literally nothing on Steve. I’m not sure what Eddie’s mindset was during this but him finding an outlet to calm himself down was the hottest man in Hawkins is so real.
essek ‘dilfchaser’ thelyss is by far the funniest workaround to the ‘caleb leaves essek’ dilemma. caleb’s like ohhh essek i am so old and distinguished with my slutty little reading glasses and strands of coyly falling silver hair how could you ever love me smash cut to essek incapacitated with lust all of his clothes on the floor like i need you to bend me over please