blindbisexualgoose

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pfft no I don’t like you that’s so dumb……*closes the 37 tabs where i was looking up your username on other platforms*

#bae you gotta get some variation you’re making this too easy #stalking? #no that’s too strong of a word #more like #finding #i’m a hufflepuff you know it’s in my blood #stalking #online #tumblr usernames

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penis

pennot

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this too shall pass

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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people who faint have ZERO survival instincts.

#girl get up and start mf RUNNING #why are you STILL LAYING ON THE GROUND #WHY DID YOU FALL OVER WHEN THERES DANGER ‼️ #idiot #you’re dead #if you are a fainter you are not #the final girl #you are NOT gonna be the survivor of a horror movie #fainting #losers #survival instinct

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Do other people feel bad when they have a crush on fictional characters because you ship them with someone else? Like I love you so much but that bitch over there is clearly your soulmate and there’s not much I can do about it but I want to love you the way they do.

#fictional characters #shipping #fanfic #self ship #x reader #reader insert #sokka #zuko #atla sokka #atla zuko #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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#taylor swift #is not a very good person #and produces average music #sorry 🙂

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why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

#cumin #hah

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I am going to rip my uterus out.

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Looks like we can’t bequeath, barbarism, blasphemy, our way out of this one

#i’m reading jane eyre #and they keep using funny sounding words #i want to stab rochester #bequeath #barbarism #blasphemy #jane eyre #charlotte bronte

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Hi (overlook the barbarism)

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Just finished chapter 44, now I know what urged you to post this

the 🫵 emoji was the best thing to hit the hater community since suicide baiting

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the 🫵 emoji was the best thing to hit the hater community since suicide baiting

#🫵 gets used #13 dead 54 injured

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I hope my enemies get hit by a car but not hard enough to hurt or break anything just so they have to face the embarrassment of getting up and walking away

#i am looking at you my male english literature teacher from term 1

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buying shoes cures my crippling sadness and existential dread until i remember that one day I will be dead and not able to wear shoes anymore.

#also it makes me realise i am not above consumerism #which is really upsetting #shopping #shoes #buying things #consumerism

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men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched