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satans-codpiece · 3 hours
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tumblr is so weird because like it FEELS small but then your favorite character loses a fandom poll bracket to a character you’ve never heard of in ur life and suddenly it’s like oh this hellsite is CROWDED crowded
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satans-codpiece · 4 hours
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“why’ve you been on overwatch for eight hours?”
“taking photos together.”
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(yazz please pose normally and not like a creep)
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satans-codpiece · 4 hours
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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU
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satans-codpiece · 4 hours
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[writes about Jesus but it’s actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it’s actually about Jesus]
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satans-codpiece · 4 hours
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today is the one year anniversary of the day i got home drunk and got way too excited to see my cat. in celebration here’s a secret 3rd photo i took that night
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satans-codpiece · 4 hours
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satans-codpiece · 4 hours
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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satans-codpiece · 5 hours
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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satans-codpiece · 2 days
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Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh
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satans-codpiece · 2 days
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okay so I have this idea for a new therapy thing. basically the idea is after an abusive relationship or a combat deployment or anything that might conceivably leave you with PTSD and a loss of ability to reasonably gauge how bad the shit that happened to you actually was, you sit there with a mental health professional for like, a solid 30 to 60 minutes, you tell them short vignettes of your experiences and they respond ONLY by rating how fucked up each one was on a scale from 1 to 10 and then you move on. the objective isn't to reflect deeply on specific experiences but to get a sustained series of reassurances that what you went through was, in fact, That Bad and gradually rebuild your trust in your own present and future ability to judge when what you're going through isn't okay.
currently calling it Rapid Fire Affirmation and Recalibration Therapy (RAP-FART). working title, open to feedback.
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satans-codpiece · 2 days
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when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”
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[ID: A tweet by @MenEnjoyers that says "He gayed transgenderly down the stairs with the autism in his eyes" /end ID]
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satans-codpiece · 3 days
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I recently rediscovered this image and I wanted to share it with everyone because I find it very powerful
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