satansbagels

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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this gallon of milk is disabled because it has not been linked to a google account! to enable drinking, make sure to visit milk.google.com/activate before the expiration date and click "yes" when prompted for full device administrator permissions

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every time i check my dms im instantly more concerned by the increasingly weird horny bots slithering around on tumblr

#tumblr #tumblrtextpost

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nothing like innocently scrolling through tumblr and coming across a smut post for a fandom youve never even heard of

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One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

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you replied omg you were my first follower tysm 😭😭

hi :)

Hello there!!!

Who are you?

#i was too chicken to not be anonymous yw for the confusion

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Reblog if you want more interaction with your mutuals and followers :D

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its broken

oh no

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satansbitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

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AITA for not getting the wordle "woman"?

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

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Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we've had them for like a decade now. They're fantastic features and Tumblr doesn't get enough credit for having them.

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i need love