i stand atop the roof of the school wearing badass sunglass. i place down my briefcase next to the edge and kneel down before it, opening it up. i take out the t-shirt bazooka within the briefcase, already loaded with a shirt, and place it on my shoulder. i carefully scan the area before finding my target and firing the bazooka with expertise. the t-shirt goes flying through the air and hits mikan tsumiki, my target, square in the face. everything is going according to plan. the force of the shirt hitting her face knocks mikan over and it takes a few seconds before she sits up. when she does sit up she takes the shirt off her face and examines it. its a white t-shirt with the words “I LOVE JUNKO ENOSHIMA” mikan smiles and wistfully looks up at me on the roof. we nod in unison. another day another t-shirt.
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