scarletlizzard

[scarletlizzard]

I went looking for a cookie, and the jar nibbled on my finger. I don't remember that feature. Also, where all the cookies go 😢

🐨

That's so weird, I also got bit reaching for a cookie!!

Sigh. I guess I'm going to have to run to Costco, AGAIN.

#scarletlizzard asks #🐨 anon #🦝 anon

[scarletlizzard]

Thats a good puppy. Yes you can call me honey if you would like. I did leave you the knock knock lines, darling. You thought they were cheeky, if I remember correctly? :)

-🍯

Ahhh, I see now, you're not so random after all, are you? You only got a little air from the nose, not a giggle! Thin ice, anyway, don't forget it

#scarletlizzard asks #🍯 anon

[scarletlizzard]

HEY! i didn’t say there was anything wrong with it!!! we are all horny if we are on this blog 😔

- 🦮

Exactly, so I don't wanna hear it! Anyway, let me go reblog some horny stuff again (jokes) (but actually probably will later)

#scarletlizzard asks #🦮 anon

[scarletlizzard]

Us when we meet up irl

The way I've missed @wandasverison 😭😭😭😭

Back on our bullshit watch out everyone!!!!

#thats literally us #your tags KILLED me #absolutely #simpin & hoein for life

[scarletlizzard]

https://www.tumblr.com/scarletlizzard/748950930743001088/i-found-and-had-to-share?source=share

*pretends to be the cookie jar hoping no one notices*

-🦝

Hey... have y'all noticed anything strange about the cookie jar? 🍪

#scarletlizzard asks #🦝 anon

[scarletlizzard]

You are adorable. I will say more a bee! As far as Winnie goes im more of a mashup between Tigger and the Rabbit.

-🍯

Buzz buzz. To be completely honest, I don't remember the characters of Winnie-the-Pooh 😅 (or should I say their traits!) I was more of a Franklin and Blues Clues girl!

#scarletlizzard asks #🍯 anon

[scarletlizzard]

rosie i can confirm i am a huffle puff! you are too good at reading us anons chill please 😔

how have you been?? hope your doing good! are you gonna do anything interesting this weekend?

(omg wait i just thought about it but what if 🍯 is the knock knock anon LMFAOO sorry ok let me behave myself!)

(to dearest 🐈, giving you lots of head pats! also find it so funny you have a whole tier list of your harry potter houses! idk why 😭😭)

I told y'all I'm good and no one wanted to believe me!!

Hahaha I'm good! There is an event at beach I went to today that was fun. How about you, how are you? 😄

(That's a good question actually!)

#scarletlizzard asks #🦮 anon

[scarletlizzard]

LOL ROSIE U DONE GOT CAUGHT IN 4K REPOSTING HORNY CONTENT 📸📸📸📸

hi 🍯, welcome btw! can i call you honey as a nickname? thought it was funny cuz like coincidence haha get it? heh haha ha.. 😞

AND WHAT ABOUT IT!! I'm just a girl

#scarletlizzard asks #🦮 anon

[scarletlizzard]

And a big round of applause for the woman, the myth and the legend Rose!!

For getting things about me right! 🎉

-✨

I'm right about everything what can I say 🤷‍♀️

#scarletlizzard asks #✨️ anon

[scarletlizzard]

What is that thing bout peepaw? Honestly little Rose I could never call you dat since you are this 🤏 small in front of me. 😮‍💨👍

And I feel 🫖 is going soft these days 😮‍💨x2

-✨

I am NOT 🤏 Thank you very much!

See, you say that knowing I'M the one who will get punished for it. Do NOT add the ×2

#scarletlizzard asks #✨️ anon

[scarletlizzard]

I found 🦝 and had to share

LMAOO this is totally the little bandit!!

#scarletlizzard asks #🦝 anon

[scarletlizzard]

Ravenclaw/Gryffindor here!

I recently retook the quiz and got Gryffindor but i want to stay in Ravenclaw 😭😭

-🐶

You always get to choose! Ravenclaw it is puppy 💙

#scarletlizzard asks #🐶 anon

[scarletlizzard]

The way I've missed @wandasverison 😭😭😭😭

Back on our bullshit watch out everyone!!!!

#luv you 🥹 #<3333

[scarletlizzard]

This was something else 🙂 The Brit will be very pleased with herself, knowing you've now seen this.

I have missed your comments more than anything in this entire world 😭 1000% will take anything you dish out because 1) slut 2) I LOVE YOU!!!!

I just want to say that today I have been a massive brat. I have misbehaved, I have told lies, and been downright disrespectful. I want to apologize to the one who inevitably owns me, for doing said things.

Clearly, I am not in charge. My place is beneath her, always. I obviously get punished because I act like a stupid brat at times, so I don't know why I lied about that. I try to act one way in front of my friends when I know it isn't the truth.

Hopefully, I'll be granted some kindness and forgiveness for acting the way I have been today. Acting out for no good reason. Please forgive me? I'm so, truly sorry for being a brat. I only wish to be Mommy's good girl.. Please show me mercy as I apologize to you, publicly, the same way I disrespected you.

#my best friend 😭 #literally crying #dont care if im reposting my lost dignity

[scarletlizzard]

I have been a long time watcher of yours, but your recent reblogs have caught my attention. So hello, darling, do you mind if i join your club?

-🍯

Of course, welcome to the Chaos Club! Don't forget that all anons are automatically on thin ice 🫶

Is that a honey pot? Are you a bee or Winnie the Pooh?

#scarletlizzard asks #🍯 anon

[scarletlizzard]

also not in Sydney, have you seen how expensive it is there?

no way..

I still live at home with the family

try Victoria to be exact, not in Melbourne as well

try... harder

I'll give you a treat if you can guess closer, goddess.

time's a ticking.

(but good guess nonetheless)

-🐈

Well, to be fair, it was a quote from Finding Nemo

My Australian knowledge is limited to Sydney, Perth, Melbourne, and Brisbane?

#scarletlizzard asks #🐈 anon

[scarletlizzard]

ok, it wasn't my fault that the glue looked so fucking good, okay?

not my fault!

also, i'm a  Slytherin first, Hufflepuff second, Ravenclaw third then Gryffindor last.

I honestly think that Gryffindor is an overrated house

(no hate to all you Gryffindor's out there, y'all are chill)

(also, to 🦮 yes pls give me all the head pats)

-🐈

Yeah see I knew it, glue eater

Well, you're calling me overrated! Therefore, you're blocked

#scarletlizzard asks #🐈 anon