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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

#faves

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love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

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girl he is a creature of the night

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going wild on a saturday night

*glass of bourbon*

*wikipedia page for 'photon'*

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That audio clip of astarion saying when he was little he used to dream of marrying a chivalrous heroic man like wyll. Its so painful but cute when u think about it like, the years of torture made him think that no one could ever love him enough to marry him since no one ever tried to help him or showed him compassion? But also maybe astarion feels like hes too much of a bad person now for a heroic guy to like him at all. And hes also lowkey saying that he thinks wyll is husband material but he would never like him back because of the above reasons. And heres why wyll should make out with him

#normal about them #bg3 #wyllstarion

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having halsin as a companion and party member is very funny because none of this shit is his problem he just likes you so much

#bg3

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On the day of my enemies death, the last thing they will see is their precious blog turn into this

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whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb

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don’t be scared to ask that person out. the worst they could do is say ‘no’ and then begin attacking you with their bare hands, ripping the skin off your face and tearing out chunks off flesh from your arms and disemboweling you

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bg3challenge ☆ 1/1 chosen ☆ orin the red

#bg3

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okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

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I love my dads playstyle of Baldurs Gate, never talks to his companions, never goes to camp, didn't even know there's romance in the game, long rests only when theres no more spells left, explored the underdark before he did the goblin quest, called astarion someone "he wouldn't buy a car from"

#i wouldnt buy a car from him either #bg3

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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He does not support arson

#watcher

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I found this comic made by @platyroonism and I thought, "Man this is extremely Ryan and Professor coded" so I did what I had to do. For those who don't know what Puppet History is, this is basically their average conversation.

#faves #art

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it used to be 2007 you know

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#thug it out 24/7